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Michelle Obama

The Obamas 

Where’s the friggin’ panda?!

August 22, 2016 Dianny Bei Bei the panda, Michelle Obama, Narcissist-in-Chief

Can the Obamas commemorate anything without tweeting out pictures of themselves?!

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Melania Trump 

Those side-by-side comparison images are going to backfire

July 19, 2016July 15, 2018 Dianny Jacqueline Kennedy, Michelle Obama

The Enslaved Press accidentally reveals that Melania would make an elegant and beautiful First Lady.

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Humor The Obamas 

Way to spoil a birthday

April 21, 2016 Dianny FLOTUS in England, Michelle Obama, Queen Elizabeth II birthday

Just the kind a surprise a 90-year-old Queen should be subjected to.

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Humor The Obamas 

Oh, give me a break

March 24, 2016March 24, 2016 Dianny Michelle in Argentina, Michelle Obama

So Michelle wants us to buy that men used to whistle at her. On what planet?!

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Agitprop Humor 

Friday Night Fun: The Star Trek Edition

November 20, 2015August 19, 2020 Dianny Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Michelle Obama, Star Trek

Just a few Star Trek-theme Photoshops for your Friday evening entertainment.

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Education The Obamas 

Doing for college admissions what she did for the cafeteria

October 19, 2015November 12, 2015 Dianny BetterMakeRoom.org, Michelle Obama, Reach Higher

Today Michelle is launching a new website to help your kid figure out how to apply for college. How did we get along before the Obamas?

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Agitprop Humor The Obamas 

Um okay

August 2, 2015January 10, 2016 Dianny Beyonce, Michelle Obama, Michelle wants to be Beyonce

Michelle says her alternative “occupation” is to be Beyonce. Yikes. That is one Wale of a tale! Think of another, Michelle. Please.

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Humor The Obamas 

FLOTUS Issues Threat

June 30, 2015December 31, 2015 Dianny Dear Abby to the World, FLOTUS vows to travel the world, Michelle Obama, Michelle's nauseating wardrobe

According to the UK Daily Mail, Michelle Obama is threatening to terrorize the world with more global appearances of Her

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Agitprop The Obamas 

Just Like You

June 17, 2015April 21, 2016 Dianny "I see myself", "Your story is my story", Michelle Obama

Yeah. She’s just like you. Well, if you are a grievance-monger who loves to wear the cloak of victimhood while

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Humor The Obamas 

Frankly Dolezal is less obnoxious

June 16, 2015January 5, 2017 Dianny "My story is your story", Michelle Obama, Michelle Obama in London

While in London (on our dime), Michelle Obama told a gaggle of Muslim girls “I’m here because when I look

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