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Mini-Mike Bloomberg

Elections 

Bloomberg packs up his tiny bags and hits the bricks

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, 2020 Presidential Election, Mini-Mike Bloomberg

A half a billion dollars down the toilet. Good going, ya dope!

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren JoeMentia Biden Marxist Bernie 

Super Tuesday wasn’t exactly super for everyone

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, 2020 Presidential Election, Mini-Mike Bloomberg, Pocahasbeen, Super Tuesday

JoeMentia stuns; Bernie stumbles; Pocahasbeen fades; and Mini-Mike wasted a whole lot of money.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren JoeMentia Biden Marxist Bernie 

Someone has to get fifth place

March 1, 2020March 4, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, Mini-Mike Bloomberg, South Carolina Primary, Super Tuesday

Biden blew everyone else out of the water last night. But don’t expect anyone (other than Steyer) to drop out.

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Elections 

The House that Mike Bought

February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 Dianny 2020 Election, Democrat Debate, Democrat House, Mini-Mike Bloomberg

Republican House challengers can now label every Democrat incumbent with “Bought by Mike Bloomberg.” So thanks, Mike!

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Elections Humor Social Media 

There’s a new Cringe Candidate in town

February 25, 2020 Dianny Campaign of Cringe, Mini-Mike Bloomberg

Is Mini-Mike’s crack Social Media team made up of secret Warren supporters who are desperately trying to turn Bloomberg into an even bigger Cringe Candidate than the Queen of Cringe herself? Well, we’ll know I’m right if Liz Warren claims the Bloomberg social media team’s salary as an in-kind donation.

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Elections Humor 

Mini-Mike’s Lame-ass Billboards

February 22, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Mini-Mike Bloomberg

You would think that someone who can spend a near-limitless amount of money could come up with better content that these billboards.

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Elections 

Bilbo Moneybaggins and other thoughts

February 20, 2020February 20, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, Mini-Mike Bloomberg, Pocahasbeen

In the absence of any other viable alternative to Bernie, the media will still give a boost to the Hobbit despite his poor performance last night.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren 

“Unity Candidate” Pocahasbeen goes on the Warpath

February 20, 2020February 23, 2020 Dianny Democrat Debate, Mini-Mike Bloomberg, Pocahasbeen

Faster than you can say “DNA test,” the “Unity Candidate” tossed aside her calls for civility, mounted her high horse and went on the warpath.

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Elections Humor 

Lots of hubris in that tiny body

February 19, 2020February 19, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, 2020 Presidential Election, Mini-Mike Bloomberg

Imagine the level of hubris it must take to believe Mini-Mike Bloomberg is the Superhero come to save the Democrat Party from Bernie Sanders.

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Democrats/Leftists Elections 

Mini-Mike rises, Liz Warren hardest hit

February 18, 2020February 20, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, Elizabeth Warren, Mini-Mike Bloomberg

If Mini-Mike didn’t have all the money in the world, he’d be laughed out of the race. He’s pretty much John Kasich with a bottomless bank account.

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