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Mitt Romney

Foreign Policy 

Banging the War Drums

March 15, 2022March 20, 2022 Dianny Biden Administration, Mitt Romney, Russia, Ukraine, War in Ukraine

Mitt is banging the war drums so hard, he’s like the Gene Krupa of the Never-Served-in-the-Military Marching Band.

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Elections Republicans 

Lickspittle Mitt

January 3, 2021January 3, 2021 Dianny Mitt Romney, The Surrender Party, Voter fraud

Lickspittle Mitt is the poster boy for this kind of sniveling, sycophantic surrender establishment Republicans are known for.

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Foreign Policy JoeMentia Biden 

Suck-Up Mitt sucks up to Biden

December 21, 2020December 21, 2020 Dianny China Joe, Gentlemen Losers, Mitt Romney, RINO Loser

Is there a more useless politician than Mitt Romney?

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Foreign Policy 

Chickenhawk Mitt

November 18, 2020November 18, 2020 Dianny Afghanistan, Mitt Romney

Seems its always the politicians who never served in uniform who bang the war drums the loudest.

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Terrorism 

The Appalling Silence of Mitt Romney

September 1, 2020September 1, 2020 Dianny Antifa, Black Lives Matter riots, Mitt Romney, Rand Paul, RINOs

The man who never passes up a chance to denounce his fellow Republicans over what he deems “appalling” behavior has yet to say a single word to denounce the harassment Rand Paul and his wife faced from BLM/Antifa.

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Politics Republicans 

The Scorpion and the Frog

February 6, 2020February 6, 2020 Dianny Mitt Romney, NeverTrump Republicans, Shampeachment

Once again, Mitt Romney stabbed the Republicans in the back. But he cannot help himself; it’s just his nature.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Republicans 

The Most Easily Manipulated Man in the World

January 27, 2020January 27, 2020 Dianny John Bolton, Mitt Romney, New York Times, Senate Republicans, Shampeachment

You gotta hand it to the New York Times. They can spot the most easily manipulated quicker than a lion spots a wounded gazelle.

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Humor Social Media 

Pierre Delecto gets John Kerry’s stamp of approval

October 21, 2019October 21, 2019 Dianny John Kerry, Mitt Romney, Pierre Delecto

Former Secretary of State and fellow Trump hater John Kerry thinks it’s très magnifique that Mitt Romney created a Twitter troll to defend Mitt Romney.

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Humor Social Media 

The Troll from Utah

October 21, 2019October 21, 2019 Dianny Mitt Romney, Pierre Delecto, Twitter troll

Here’s this milquetoast member of the Never Trump caucus who sanctimoniously scolds President Trump for his use of Twitter. And in reality, he’s just a foolish little prat who secretly set up a Twitter account to act as a Romney-fluffing troll.

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Scandal Central 

Appalling Mitt Romney

October 5, 2019October 5, 2019 Dianny Biden Ukraine scandal, Deep State coup, Gentlemen Losers, Mitt Romney

The DNC, Clinton and Obama colluded with foreign governments to destroy Donald Trump? Meh. But Trump looking into corruption? That’s appalling!

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