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Democrats/Leftists Politics 

Liz Cheney’s transformation is nearly complete

July 22, 2021October 23, 2021 Dianny Capitol riot, January 6 Select Committee, Liz Cheney, Nancy Pelosi

TDS is transforming Liz Cheney into a Pelosi corncob, but she doesn’t even see it.

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Democrats/Leftists Enslaved Press/Fake News Humor 

Waiting for Qodot

March 5, 2021March 5, 2021 Dianny Congressman Al Green, Conspiracy theories, Nancy Pelosi, QAnon

Is it still an “insurrection” when nobody turns up?

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Democrats/Leftists Elections The Resistance 

Burning Down the House

November 6, 2020November 6, 2020 Dianny 2020 Election, Democrat House, Nancy Pelosi, The Squad

While burning down the House in favor of the Squad seemed a good idea to Nancy, it turns out voters aren’t too keen on the Lipstick Marxists.

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Climate Change Humor 

Mother Earth is ANGRY!!!!

September 11, 2020September 11, 2020 Dianny Nancy Pelosi, the Climate Change Cult

Nothing says “I follow science and facts” quite like believing hurricanes and wildfires are Mother Earth dispensing some righteous wrath.

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Social Media The Resistance 

My First Twitter Suspension is a badge of honor

September 7, 2020October 2, 2020 Dianny Nancy Pelosi, SalonGate, Twitter censorship

If the Twitter Resistance actually thinks getting me temporarily suspended will stop the bleeding Pelosi caused herself, they’re stupider than I thought.

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Democrats/Leftists The Resistance Wuhan Pandemic 

Bitch claims she was set up

September 3, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Lockdowns, Nancy Pelosi, SalonGate, Wuhan Panic

That salon owner didn’t plot a set up. If anything, she just got fed up. Fed up with one set of rules for us and another for the odious Pelosi.

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Agitprop Humor 

Let’s give Nancy some Star Trek Hairstyles

September 2, 2020September 2, 2020 Dianny Nancy Pelosi, Star Trek

Since Nancy is free to go get her hair done in a salon, I thought I’d suggest some alternative hairstyles.

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Humor Politics Wuhan Pandemic 

Blowout for me, but not for thee

September 1, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Lockdowns, Nancy Pelosi, Wuhan Panic

The more these political hacks defy these lockdown orders, the less likely it is the rest of us will put up with it much longer.

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Democrats/Leftists The Resistance 

I guess some people are above the law after all

July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Dianny Black Lives Matter riots, Mob violence, Nancy Pelosi, Violent Leftists

Did anyone actually believe the Democrats meant it when they told us during the Shampeachment that nobody is above the law?

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Humor The Resistance 

Good news! We can mock fat people again!

May 19, 2020May 19, 2020 Dianny Humorless Leftists, Nancy Pelosi, Stacey Abrams

Now that the Left is okay with mocking fatties, the gloves are off my friends.

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