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NeverTrumpers

The Resistance 

Hey Lincoln Project: Time for a name change!

February 1, 2021February 1, 2021 Dianny John Weaver, NeverTrumpers, The Lincoln Project

Time for a little truth in advertising.

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Elections Humor JoeMentia Biden 

Kasich Fever is sweeping the nation!!

July 21, 2020July 21, 2020 Dianny John Kasich, NeverTrumpers, RINO

This is one virus I’ll happily wear a mask to prevent.

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Humor Politics The Resistance 

Now that NeverTrumpers are Democrats, they’ve lost their usefulness

February 13, 2020March 24, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, NeverTrumpers

After leaving the Republican Party, the hectoring NeverTrumpers turn their hectoring toward the Democrats. And the Democrats don’t want to hear it.

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Elections Humor 

Joe Walsh: I’m not a racist; I just play one on Twitter

August 27, 2019August 28, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Bill Kristol, Joe Walsh, NeverTrumpers

I bet Joe Biden is feeling pretty damn good right about now. Finally, he’s not the biggest dumpster fire in the 2020 race.

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Elections Humor 

Captain Cruise Ship finds a new First Mate

August 26, 2019August 28, 2019 Dianny Bill Kristol, Joe Walsh, NeverTrumpers

Who knew it was possible for Bill Kristol to do even more damage to his crumbling reputation?

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Humor Politics 

The Bulwark’s new logo is as dishonest as the old logo

March 15, 2019March 15, 2019 Dianny Charlie Sykes, NeverTrumpers, The Bulwark

The clowns from the Bulwark jettison their ridiculous “Conservatism Conserved” for an even more ridiculous slogan: “Slightly Dangerous.”

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Abortion Conservative media Social Media 

How long before the Bulwark hires the Krassenstein boys?

March 3, 2019May 20, 2019 Dianny Bill Kristol, Charlie Sykes, NeverTrumpers, The Bulwark, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Conserving conservatism by employing a far-Left, pro-abortion writer. Just how far will the Bulwark go to prove they’re a bunch of Conserva-frauds?

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Politics Republicans 

Charlie Sykes is kind of a douche

February 22, 2019February 22, 2019 Dianny Charlie Sykes, NeverTrumpers, The Bulwark

The profile of Charlie Sykes and “The Bulwark” in The Atlantic pretty much confirms that Never Trumpers are the douchiest douches ever.

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Team Eeyore
Donald Trump Politics Republicans 

We’re Team Deplorable, not Team Eeyore

March 24, 2018March 25, 2018 Dianny NeverTrumpers, Omnibus spending bill, Team Deplorable, The MAGA Movement

We’re not the Surrender Party. We’re Team Deplorable. And we don’t give up the war just because we lost one battle.

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Evan McButthead-01
Agitprop Humor 

Evan McButthead

December 10, 2017 Dianny Evan McMullin, NeverTrumpers, Star Trek The Menagerie

Or, if you prefer, Evan McAsshat.

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