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Pipsqueak
Elections Second Amendment 

Pipsqueak in a Pompadour thinks Trump and the NRA are scared of him

May 5, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterm Elections, Camera Hogg, NRA, Parkland shooting

What your sensing isn’t fear, little man. It’s fire.

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basically
Democrats/Leftists Second Amendment 

Anti-Gun Teens claim the NRA is “basically” threatening them

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018 Dianny Anti-Gun teens, NRA, Parkland shooting

Whenever teens use the word “basically” they mean: “Not really, but the truth isn’t dramatic enough.”

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NRA
Democrats/Leftists Second Amendment Terrorism 

If the NRA is a terrorist organization, BLM would be a lifetime members

March 12, 2018March 12, 2018 Dianny Anti-Gun Leftists, NRA

There is no clearer proof that the NRA is not a terrorist organization than the fact that terrorist-loving groups hate them.

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Nancy Sinatra jackboots
Democrats/Leftists Second Amendment 

Who knew Nancy Sinatra’s famous footwear were Jackboots?

October 5, 2017October 5, 2017 Dianny Anti-Gun rhetoric, Las Vegas Shooting, Nancy Sinatra, NRA

Nancy wants NRA members lined up and shot. How Hitlerian of her.

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conversation
Democrats/Leftists Second Amendment 

No, they don’t want a conversation

October 4, 2017 Dianny Gun Control, Gun Violence, Jimmy Kimmel, NRA

When the people saying “We need to have a conversation” are the only ones allowed to talk, it isn’t a conversation.

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Big Government Hillary Clinton Second Amendment 

The Biggest “Powerful Interest”

April 21, 2016 Dianny Hillary says there are too many guns, NRA, Powerful Interests

Liberals like to be the Nosy Parker Hall Monitors making sure we don’t have too much Liberty.

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Second Amendment 

The truth about Background Checks

January 6, 2016January 6, 2016 Dianny Background Checks, NRA

“If you cast a net and the fish swim through the holes, you don’t need a bigger net. You need tighter holes.”

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Second Amendment 

Let’s have a real conversation about gun violence

January 5, 2016 Dianny Gun Violence, Mandatory minimum gun sentencing, NRA

This powerful video from the National Rifle Association is what I call a real conversation about “stopping gun violence.” And one that Obama will never in a million years consider.

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