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Parkland shooting

King Baby
Agitprop Humor 

King Baby

March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Dianny Attention Hogg, Camera Hogg, Laura Ingraham, Parkland shooting

Parkland’s King Baby doesn’t just rule over mummy and dad. He has an entire social media fiefdom at his command.

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Parkland
Agitprop Humor Second Amendment 

Sharia Law Parkland-Style

March 28, 2018March 28, 2018 Dianny Anti-Gun Leftists, Parkland shooting

It’s kinda creepy how the Left circles the wagon to protect these Parkland teens — as if they are some kind of deity for which mockery is blasphemy.

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John Paul Stevens
Democrats/Leftists Elections Second Amendment 

Thank you John Paul Stevens!

March 27, 2018March 27, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, John Paul Stevens, Parkland shooting, Repeal the Second Amendment

Lefties: “We do not want to repeal the 2nd Amendment, you paranoid gun nuts!”
Stevens: “Hold my dentures.”

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Lying Wesley
Agitprop Second Amendment 

Looks like Wesley was less than truthful

March 26, 2018March 29, 2018 Dianny Camera Hogg, Parkland shooting, Wesley Crusher

Was he home the day of the shooting or was he in class? Unless he’s a Cylon, it can’t be both.

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Icarus
Agitprop Democrats/Leftists Second Amendment 

The Fall of Icarus

March 24, 2018March 24, 2018 Dianny Anti-Gun teens, Parkland shooting

It’s only a matter of time before the Attention Hogg’s lust for fame and celebrity pushes him too close to the sun.

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Fuhrer
Agitprop Humor 

Saturday Night Fuhrer

March 24, 2018March 26, 2018 Dianny Anti-Gun March, Parkland shooting, Wesley Crusher

Little Wesley Crusher’s Reichstag speech ended with a little flourish. Isn’t hard to imagine him as a vagabond housepainter with delusions of Fuhrer.

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backpacks
Humor Second Amendment 

Hands off their backpacks, you fascist creeps!

March 24, 2018March 24, 2018 Dianny Clear backpacks, Parkland shooting, Wesley Crusher

Wesley Crusher clearly has a bright future in the Leftist movement. He’s already got that “lack of self-awareness” thing down pat.

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Dicks Sporting Goods
Humor Second Amendment 

Sales go flaccid at Dick’s Sporting Goods

March 22, 2018 Dianny Anti-Gun Leftists, Dick's Sporting Goods, Parkland shooting

Limp sales. Plunging stocks. Dick’s pays the price for their virtue-signaling.

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basically
Democrats/Leftists Second Amendment 

Anti-Gun Teens claim the NRA is “basically” threatening them

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018 Dianny Anti-Gun teens, NRA, Parkland shooting

Whenever teens use the word “basically” they mean: “Not really, but the truth isn’t dramatic enough.”

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Democrats/Leftists Humor Second Amendment 

Wesley Crusher is “James Comey: The Next Generation”

March 6, 2018March 6, 2018 Dianny Anti-Gun Leftists, Parkland shooting

What is it about insufferable prats and their love of tweeting out quotable quotes?

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