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Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren JoeMentia Biden 

Chief Slithering Snake calls Tara Reade a liar

May 5, 2020May 5, 2020 Dianny Joe Biden, Pocahasbeen, Tara Reade, weaponizing #MeToo

Like the rest of the women thirsty to be Dirty Digit Joe’s running mate, when it comes to #BelieveWomen, Chief Slithering Snake is singing a totally different tune.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren 

Warren fans make the case against a woman President

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Angry Feminists, Pocahasbeen, Warrenistas

If Warren fans want Americans to believe that a woman can be President, grieving inconsolably over their girl dropping out isn’t exactly on message.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren 

Kasich 2.0 stays true to form

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, John Kasich, Pocahasbeen

Like the original version, Kasich 2.0 is refusing to offer her endorsement. Because she, like the original, believes only she deserves to be President.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren 

The Trail of Tears has come to an end

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Pocahasbeen

We were all on a Trail of Tears. Only ours was made out of tears of laughter. Bye, Liz!

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren Humor 

Nevertheless She Desisted: Pocahasbeen’s Gone Dark

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Pocahasbeen, Super Tuesday

The woman whose entire brand is built on that infamous “Nevertheless She Persisted” has been radio silent since Tuesday.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren JoeMentia Biden Marxist Bernie 

Super Tuesday wasn’t exactly super for everyone

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, 2020 Presidential Election, Mini-Mike Bloomberg, Pocahasbeen, Super Tuesday

JoeMentia stuns; Bernie stumbles; Pocahasbeen fades; and Mini-Mike wasted a whole lot of money.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren 

Warren’s biggest obstacle is she’s Elizabeth Warren

March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, 2020 Presidential Election, Pocahasbeen

Pocahasbeen is so arrogant, she makes Hillary look self-deprecating.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren 

Is Massachusetts falling out of love with Pocahasbeen?

February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 Dianny Massachusetts Primary, Pocahasbeen, Super Tuesday

With its primary just days away, Massachusetts is dropping Pocahasbeen like a hot rock.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren Social Media 

The Twitter Candidate

February 23, 2020 Dianny Nevada Caucus, Pocahasbeen

While all the Democrat candidates seem to conflate Twitter opinion with real life, Elizabeth Warren has done it so completely, that this wee segment of the country is now her strongest and only constituency.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren 

Memory-holed

February 21, 2020February 21, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, 2020 Presidential Election, Pocahasbeen

Deciding to flush her pledge on SuperPACs is more proof that Liz will stay in this race no matter how loudly the fat lady sings.

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