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Presidential debates

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PETA outraged that seals were used to take out bin Laden

October 24, 2020October 24, 2020 Dianny Presidential debates, Trump says coyotes

PETA: “To put these majestic animals at risk – flying them by helicopter into Pakistan, supplying them with weapons of war – it’s just egregious!”

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Donald Trump Elections JoeMentia Biden 

This is how you know Joe stunk in the debate

October 23, 2020October 23, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, BidenGate, Presidential debates

After a four-day lid, a growing scandal and a bad debate performance, Biden is sticking close to home.

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Donald Trump Elections JoeMentia Biden 

“Look folks, here’s the deal:” Trump won

October 23, 2020October 23, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, BidenGate, Presidential debates

The President gave Biden just enough rope to hang himself.

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Donald Trump Elections Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

What is the cost of lies?

September 30, 2020October 1, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Media smears Trump, Presidential debates

The first Trump/Biden debate and a salient question from the miniseries “Chernobyl.”

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Donald Trump JoeMentia Biden 

Did Chris Wallace replace Biden as the Democrat nominee?

September 30, 2020September 30, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Chris Wallace, Presidential debates

Chris Wallace spent more time debating Trump than Biden did. Any time the President drew blood, Chris rushed in like Mighty Mouse saving the helpless Polly Purebred.

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Elections JoeMentia Biden 

It’s Debate Prep (LOL!)

September 24, 2020September 24, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Dementia Joe, Presidential debates

How do you do debate prep with someone whose mind wipes clean every fifteen minutes? You’d have an easier job trying to collect rainwater in a sieve.

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Elections Enslaved Press/Fake News 

In a sane world, Brian Stelter would be the sandwich guy

August 4, 2020 Dianny Brian Stelter, Dementia Joe, Presidential debates

If CNN was an actual news organization, “Chief Media Correspondent” Brian Stelter would be lucky to snag the coveted Sandwich Guy position.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

You were expecting neutral moderators?

September 2, 2016September 2, 2016 Dianny Media bias, Moderators chosen, Presidential debates

It could be worse. They could have chosen Donna Brazile and George Stephanopoulos.

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