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Robert Francis O’Rourke

Politics 

If Beto ran for Asshole King, he’d win in a landslide

May 27, 2022June 1, 2022 Dianny Anti-Gun propaganda, Beto O'Rourke, Robert Francis O'Rourke

Self-centered, publicity-hungry narcissist proves he’s a vile piece of shit.

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Elections Humor 

The Beto Sizzle sputtered out like a wet fart

November 2, 2019November 2, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Robert Francis O'Rourke

Despite a valiant attempt from his fluffers in the media, Robert Francis O’Rourke bid farewell to his flailing presidential campaign.

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Democrats/Leftists Elections Religious Liberty 

Beto XIV – The Scum King

October 11, 2019October 11, 2019 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, CNN LGBT Town Hall, Robert Francis O'Rourke, The Edict of Nantes

Just as Louis XIV took away religious freedom in France, the Scum King from El Paso wants to do the same here in America.

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Agitprop Second Amendment 

Oberst-Gruppenführer O’Reich

September 14, 2019September 15, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Gun confiscation, Gun Control, Robert Francis O'Rourke

“Ve haff vays ov making you disarm” says Oberst-Gruppenführer Robert Francis O’Reich.

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Elections Humor Second Amendment 

Beto Swalwell: Same losing ideas but with twice the arm flailing

August 19, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Eric Swalwell, Gun-grabbing leftists, Robert Francis O'Rourke

Last week Robert Francis O’Rourke decided to “reinvent” himself and “relaunch” his flailing arms campaign by rebranding himself Eric Swalwell II

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Democrats/Leftists Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Without his media fluffers, Beto goes limp

July 31, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Robert Francis O'Rourke

Robert Francis O’Rourke is learning the hard way that without the slobbering devotion from his media fluffers, there’s just no there there.

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Democrats/Leftists Elections 

Is Beto toast?

May 12, 2019May 12, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Robert Francis O'Rourke

Without a slobbering, sycophantic media acting as his personal fluffers and fan club, it looks like Beto is sputtering out like a wet fart.

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Democrats/Leftists Humor 

Countertop Jesus says running for President is his charitable giving

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Robert Francis O'Rourke

I haven’t seen this level of mind-numbing hubris since Barack Obama descended from the heavens to beat back the rising oceans and heal the planet.

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Elections Humor 

Beto is an arm-flailing doofus

March 16, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Napoleon Dynamite, Robert Francis O'Rourke

Why do girl reporters go gaga over this clown? That’s like swooning over Napoleon Dynamite.

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Democrats/Leftists Elections 

Well, someone isn’t happy about Beto joining the race

March 15, 2019March 16, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Kamala Harris, Robert Francis O'Rourke

And here Kamala thought she was the media’s Chosen One.

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