If Beto ran for Asshole King, he’d win in a landslide
Self-centered, publicity-hungry narcissist proves he’s a vile piece of shit.
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Robert Francis O’Rourke
The Beto Sizzle sputtered out like a wet fart
Despite a valiant attempt from his fluffers in the media, Robert Francis O’Rourke bid farewell to his flailing presidential campaign.
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Beto XIV – The Scum King
Just as Louis XIV took away religious freedom in France, the Scum King from El Paso wants to do the same here in America.
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Oberst-Gruppenführer O’Reich
“Ve haff vays ov making you disarm” says Oberst-Gruppenführer Robert Francis O’Reich.
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Beto Swalwell: Same losing ideas but with twice the arm flailing
Last week Robert Francis O’Rourke decided to “reinvent” himself and “relaunch” his flailing arms campaign by rebranding himself Eric Swalwell II
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Without his media fluffers, Beto goes limp
Robert Francis O’Rourke is learning the hard way that without the slobbering devotion from his media fluffers, there’s just no there there.
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Is Beto toast?
Without a slobbering, sycophantic media acting as his personal fluffers and fan club, it looks like Beto is sputtering out like a wet fart.
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Countertop Jesus says running for President is his charitable giving
I haven’t seen this level of mind-numbing hubris since Barack Obama descended from the heavens to beat back the rising oceans and heal the planet.
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Beto is an arm-flailing doofus
Why do girl reporters go gaga over this clown? That’s like swooning over Napoleon Dynamite.
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Well, someone isn’t happy about Beto joining the race
And here Kamala thought she was the media’s Chosen One.
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