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Robert Mueller

Democrats/Leftists Scandal Central 

Conspiracy Theorist Ted

July 26, 2019July 26, 2019 Dianny Robert Mueller, RussiaGate hoax, Ted Lieu

Rather than accept the fact that Mueller destroyed his totally righteous hit on the President, Ted Lieu goes full-on conspiracy theorist.

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Humor Scandal Central 

Superhero Mueller: Here he comes to save the …. DERP

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019 Dianny Mueller Witch Hunt, Robert Mueller, RussiaGate implodes

Superhero Mueller sputtered out like a wet fart. And no amount of Mueller prayer candles can change that.

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Scandal Central 

Robert Mueller the smear merchant

May 29, 2019May 29, 2019 Dianny Democrat Party Impeachment talk, Mueller Witch Hunt, Robert Mueller

The head of the American Stasi smears the President on the way out the door.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Get back to me when MSNBC sends heavily-armed agents

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 Dianny MSNBC, Mueller Witch Hunt, Robert Mueller

MSNBC ambushes Robert Mueller at church. And look how vigorously I do not care.

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fire mueller sturm und drang
Donald Trump Politics Scandal Central 

The “Fire Mueller” Sturm und Drang

March 20, 2018 Dianny Inspector General Investigation, Mueller Investigation, Robert Mueller, Ted Lieu, Trump tweets

The Resistance has turned Mueller into their hero. Could it be that Donald Trump is using that against them?

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Ferret-Face Schiff and Hot Lips Speier
Enslaved Press/Fake News Scandal Central 

Jackie Speier didn’t hear the rumor; she started it

December 17, 2017March 17, 2018 Dianny Adam Schiff, Illegal Leaks, Jackie Speier, Robert Mueller, Russiagate

What better way to shift focus from the leaks than to claim you heard Trump plans to fire Mueller?

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Feeb
Politics Scandal Central 

The Improbable Tale of the Lone Dirty Feeb

December 5, 2017June 19, 2018 Dianny Clinton Investigation, Deep State, Dirty Dossier, James Comey, Peter Strzok, Robert Mueller, The FBI

It isn’t that I think Peter Strzok isn’t dirty. I’m just not buying this idea that every dirty deed was done by him.

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Democrats/Leftists 

The Left thinks Mueller is their Superhero come to save the day

October 28, 2017 Dianny Grand Jury Indictments, Robert Mueller, Trump Derangement Syndrome

For the victims of Trump Derangement Syndrome, Mueller is Jesus, Santa Claus and Superman all rolled into one.

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Random 

Anybody else notice this?

June 13, 2017June 13, 2017 Dianny Charles V, John Kerry, Robert Mueller

Hmmmm. Curious.

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