“Defund the Police” say wealthy celebrities with private security
Celebrities have so enjoyed the violence, arson, looting and murders over the past week, they want to make it a permanent fixture of every community but their own.
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Stupid celebrities
I can’t stand the sight of Chelsea Handler fully clothed
No. No. A thousand gallons of no.
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Hurray for Hollywood!
The same people who turned a blind eye to Harvey Weinstein’s actions actually think they are morally superior to us.
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The Astro-Turf Talking Points Brigade
The anti-gun talking points celebrities are burping out are about as organic as breast implants.
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Kal Penn is an idiot
Golly! Analogies are hard!
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Bubble-Dwellers Unite!
One side-effect to living in a bubble is you underestimate the character and nature of the American people.
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If Alyssa Milano has no politics, then the DNC hacked her Twitter account
How could anyone go through life being this lacking in self-awareness?
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Patricia Arquette tries playing Historian, ends up stepping on a rake
Sam Cooke said it best when he sang: “Don’t know much about history…”
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Like Love on each other! Like Coexist!
Like Katy Perry is, like, you know, so totally, like brilliant.
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Hey, Chelsea: Who’s been President for the last eight years, you dink?
Are all Hollywood people so completely stupid?!
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