Il Douche
New York Sheriffs are refusing to enforce Il Douche Cuomo’s Thanksgiving Dictate. And Il Douche is not amused.
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Thanksgiving
Now Cuomo is coming for Thanksgiving
The piece of trash is hell-bent on sucking all the joy out of life.
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Happy Deep-fried Turkey Day!
Happy Thanksgiving from PatriotRetort.com!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
A very happy Thanksgiving from PatriotRetort.com!
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Jerky Day: Return of the Insufferable Know-it-All Drone Army
Once again, Leftists plan to ruin a family holiday.
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Forget Turkey Legs: This Thanksgiving enjoy some Froglegs
Nothing goes better with mashed potatoes and yams than the latest Intellectual Froglegs.
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The Quick, Easy Guide to Dealing with the Hillary Supporter on Thanksgiving
The How-To Manual for surviving holidays with your special snowflake.
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Turkey-Haters Anonymous
What’s wrong celebrating Thanksgiving with a thick, juicy medium-rare steak?
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Happy Thanksgiving!
A very happy Thanksgiving from Patriot Retort. Enjoy Rush Limbaugh telling the true story of Thanksgiving.
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