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The Washington Post

Enslaved Press/Fake News Humor Wuhan Pandemic 

Listening to “White Christmas” is killing people!!!

December 20, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny The Washington Post, White Christmas, Wuhan Panic

Washington Post unveils the “White Christmas” Death Measure.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

The most convoluted “Republicans Pounce” headline ever

April 28, 2020April 28, 2020 Dianny Dirty Digit Joe, Tara Reade, The Washington Post

Boy, I hope the headline writer warmed up before that bit of “Republicans Pounce” verbal gymnastics, otherwise, is he going to be sore today.

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All your fault
Conservative media Enslaved Press/Fake News 

“We got hoodwinked by a fake story and it’s ALL YOUR FAULT!!!”

January 23, 2019January 23, 2019 Dianny Covington Catholic, Fake News smear campaign, The Washington Post

The WaPo blames Trump supporters “pouncing” for their shoddy reporting on the Covington students.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The Fake News Media to the rescue!

January 5, 2019June 18, 2019 Dianny Anti-Semitic Left, Rashida Tlaib, The Washington Post

No matter what vile thing Democrats do, the idiots in the Fake News will defend it.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

WaPo: Bush 41 dies of Fill-in-the-Blank

December 1, 2018December 1, 2018 Dianny George HW Bush dies, The Washington Post

The Washington Post: “Democracy Dies in SPECIFIC MEDICAL CAUSE OF DEATH”

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Washington Post - Democracy dies in snarkness
Enslaved Press/Fake News Melania Trump 

The Washington Post: Democracy Dies in Snarkness

November 29, 2018 Dianny Media attacks Melania, Melania's red Christmas trees, The Washington Post

Like high school mean girls, the WaPo takes snotty digs at Melania’s Christmas decorations.

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Democrats/Leftists Humor 

I really feel sorry for this crank’s husband

October 13, 2018 Dianny Angry Feminists, Misandry, The Washington Post

Feminist pens misandrist screed in the WaPo. Her poor husband hardest hit.

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Washington Post makes Trump Poseidon
Donald Trump Enslaved Press/Fake News Humor 

Washington Post imbues Trump with power over the seas

September 12, 2018February 4, 2019 Dianny Hurricane Florence, The Washington Post

It’s Trump’s fault a hurricane is bearing down on the Carolina coast. Is there nothing this guy can’t do?

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Scandal Central 

The Washington Post jumps the shark

May 19, 2018 Dianny FISAGate, ObamaGate, The Washington Post

And the winner of the “Most Ridiculous Excuse-Making” Award goes to…

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Schlichter is right
Conservative media Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Kurt Schlichter is right: the news media doesn’t deserve our trust

December 4, 2017 Dianny Fake News, Kurt Schlichter, The Washington Post

It’s as if the news media is going out of their way to prove Trump right. They are Fake News.

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