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Democrats/Leftists JoeMentia Biden 

The Carefully-Worded Tweet

September 14, 2020September 14, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Black Lives Matter riots, Blue Lives Matter, Team Biden, Trump tweets

What we get from President Trump is his honest gut reaction to a horrific, targeted attack. And what we get from Biden is a generic, one-size-fits-all, carefully-worded tweet written by his campaign.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Cat chases laser pointer, blames laser pointer

May 20, 2020May 20, 2020 Dianny Hydroxychloroquine, Trump Derangement Syndrome, Trump tweets

The news media’s unhealthy fixation on Trump has turned them all into fanatical, bitter, obsessed cranks with the impulse control of a high-strung cat.

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new Nixon
Donald Trump Enslaved Press/Fake News Scandal Central 

#ObamaGate: Trump puts Barack in the spotlight

May 11, 2020 Dianny ObamaGate, RussiaGate hoax, Spygate, Trump tweets

President Trump goes over the head of the news media and calls attention to Barack Obama’s role in the RussiaGate Scandal.

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Climate Change Democrats/Leftists 

Sounds like Anger Management problems to me

December 14, 2019December 14, 2019 Dianny Greta Thunberg, the Climate Change Cult, Trump tweets

Greta reveals her fascistic tendencies. Which makes me think Trump’s anger management advice was spot-on.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Our Mirthless News Media

October 31, 2019October 31, 2019 Dianny Hero Dog, Humorless Left, Trump tweets

Does Trump Derangement Syndrome eat away the part of the brain that allows a person to find a little fun in life? Or is the American News Media just a mirthless lot?

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COMMA-la Harris Social Media 

The Wannabe Dictator is Tripling Down

October 2, 2019August 13, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Kamala Harris, Trump tweets, Twitter

Kamala is on Day Three of “I’m getting Trump banned from Twitter.” Clearly she was born without the shame gene.

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COMMA-la Harris Donald Trump Social Media 

Kamala wants Twitter to engage in election interference

October 1, 2019February 18, 2021 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, election interference, Trump tweets, Twitter, Vapid Kamala

If you can’t beat him on Twitter, get Twitter to suspend him!

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Stop spreading conspiracy theories … say the conspiracy theorists

August 12, 2019August 13, 2019 Dianny Jeffrey Epstein, Oliver Darcy, Trump tweets

Silly rabbit. The only people allowed to indulge in conspiracy theories are the news media.

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Democrats/Leftists Donald Trump Humor 

Being this humorless is a real handicap

June 22, 2019June 23, 2019 Dianny Humorless Leftists, Trump 4EVA video, Trump Derangement Syndrome, Trump tweets

No wonder the Left can’t meme. It requires a sense of humor.

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Conservative media Donald Trump Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

Whaaaat?!!! It’s DOCTORED?!!!!

April 5, 2019May 29, 2019 Dianny Carpe Donktum, Gropey Joe, Meme War, Trump tweets

You mean Joe Biden really didn’t nuzzled himself?! I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

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