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Valerie Jarrett

Agitprop Humor 

Val-Jar: International Gal of Mockery

March 5, 2020 Dianny Austin Powers, Valerie Jarrett

I guess that’s what happens when you spend all your free time with that hot mess of fashion, Michelle Obama. You go on live TV dressing like Austin Powers.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Scandal Central The Obamas 

Tell me again why Laura Jarrett works for CNN

May 18, 2019May 18, 2019 Dianny CNN, Laura Jarrett, Spygate, Valerie Jarrett, William Barr

How fortunate for Obama World that Valerie Jarrett’s daughter works as CNN’s Justice Department “reporter.”

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Valerie Jarrett Rasputin
Scandal Central The Obamas 

Is Valerie Jarrett the brains behind SpyGate?

May 28, 2018May 28, 2018 Dianny Obama's Rasputin, Spygate, Valerie Jarrett

She lived in the White House. She lives with the Obama’s now. Come on. We all know she’s behind this.

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creepy
The Obamas 

The creepy, seditious tale of Barack and Val

March 2, 2017 Dianny Obama's plans to destroy Trump, Valerie Jarrett, ValJar moves in with the Obamas

It’s like a treasonous version of “Three’s Company.”

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Democrats/Leftists 

The shocking part is learning she has a soul

December 8, 2016 Dianny Obama True Believers, Trump's win, Valerie Jarrett

Valerie Jarrett calls Trump’s victory “soul crushing.”

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Democrats/Leftists Elections Obama's America 

Something about this story sounds right

September 22, 2015 Dianny 2016 Election, Barack Obama, Joe Biden candidacy, Valerie Jarrett

This news item totally makes sense when you stop and think about it.

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Immigration / Illegals Obama's America 

If you want to do something about rape, stop importing Muslims

September 7, 2015April 13, 2017 Dianny Jarrett at National Sexual Assault Conference, Sweden's rape problem, Valerie Jarrett

Valerie Jarrett’s concern about “rape culture” is nothing but phony-baloney-plastic-banana-good-time-rock-n-roll bull crap.

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Dianny Rants Archives Hillary Clinton 

It isn’t 1998

August 12, 2015August 12, 2015 Dianny Bill Clinton perjury, Clinton Email scandal, Lewinsky scandal, Valerie Jarrett

Another Clinton. Another scandal. Another possible perjury charge. But where Billy Boy got off (wrong phrase to use here), I doubt Hillary will. Because it isn’t 1998 and the Clintons aren’t the power.

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Democrats/Leftists Hillary Clinton Politics 

Two things are going to sink her

July 26, 2015 Dianny Clinton Cash, George Soros, Hillary's email scandal, Valerie Jarrett

Hillary’s quest for the brass ring has two formidable obstacles.

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Democrats/Leftists Obama's America Politics 

For your puke-inducing pleasure

June 26, 2015December 31, 2015 Dianny Hillary Clinton, Obama, SCOTUS Gay marriage ruling, Valerie Jarrett

First up, from the President of the United States on SCOTUS decision to nullify the will of the people and

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