That wasn’t a commencement address, it was a bitch session

Hillary Clinton delivered a commencement address at Hunter College yesterday.

Only, it wasn’t really a commencement address. Instead, it was more the drunken ramblings of a bitter, angry woman who still has not gotten over the 2016 election.

Could you imagine working for four years to get a degree and finally the big day arrives.  You’re graduating!  You have family and friends there to cheer you on.

But instead of an uplifting message about the future and the beginnings of your journey, you’re stuck listening to Hillary Clinton bitch.


The Hill posted a clip from Hillary’s commencement address (AKA bitch session):

And I spotted something as I watched it.

Check out the two young ladies to Hillary’s left.

Here, let me help you out.

Hillary commencement address

Honestly, Hillary.  Haven’t you bitched enough?

Do you really have to turn a commencement address into a live-action version of “What Happened?”

And, say, remember that other time Hillary Clinton talked about a threat to our Democracy?

Yes, it is horrifying when somebody refuses to accept the outcome of an election.

I can just imagine how horrifying that would be.

Actually, I don’t have to imagine it.  Not when we all have Hillary Clinton out there showing us just how horrifying it is.

Two and a half years my friends.

Two and a half years and Hillary Clinton is still making a “direct threat to our democracy.”

This gin-soaked hag still can’t let it go.

So much so that she even turns a commencement address into yet another one of her own personal bitch sessions.

Honestly, why in the name of sweet fancy Moses would any university invite this one-note Charlie to deliver a commencement address?

Commencement ceremonies are for the graduates, Hillary. It’s about them, not you.  It’s about them, not President Trump.

But Hillary has a long history of making commencement addresses awful.  In fact, it started at her own freaking commencement when she used her speech to attack the invited commencement speaker, then-Senator Edward Brooke.

Fifty years later, and Hillary is just as bitter, selfish and disrespectful as she was back then.

Actually, probably more so.

As I said more than two years ago in my column “There’s nothing worse than a chick that won’t let go:”

In every public event since she lost, Hillary can’t help herself. Eventually, she gets around to complaining about her loss and blaming it on everybody but her.

I wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised if the few people who still spend time privately with Hillary are getting a daily dose of her endless complaints.

If only someone would tell her it’s time to let it go.

Eventually, even those who voted for her are going to get tired of hearing her harp on this in speech after speech.

Because this kind of endless griping sucks all the oxygen out of the room. And even the people who like you get sick of it.

I’m fairly certain that those graduates from Hunter fall into this category.  They probably voted for Hillary.  They were probably thrilled that she was going to be their commencement speaker.

But then she went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like “I’m not over it yet.”

[Yeah, I’m cribbing from Sinatra]

And, as I said in that 2017 column, “It doesn’t make Hillary look good.”

What it does is make Hillary Clinton look like a petty, angry, obsessed loser with a grudge.

And if I had to suffer through that commencement address, I’d be rolling my eyes too.

Hit the Tip Jar!

Every dollar makes a difference!  Hit the DONATE button in the side bar.  Or, set up a recurring monthly contribution by choosing SUBSCRIBE.

Please White List Patriot Retort

Not everyone can afford to make a donation.  But you can still help keep this site solvent by white listing in your ad blocker. Ads help pay for this site and ad-blockers hurt that effort.  I made sure that the ads that appear here will not obstruct or interfere with your enjoyment of the content.  So please add to your white list.

19 thoughts on “That wasn’t a commencement address, it was a bitch session

  • May 30, 2019 at 11:50 am

    They invited the Bitcher to show up so I guess they get what they deserve.

  • May 30, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    Yes, why would anyone invite this beast for a Commencement speech????

  • May 30, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    To the tune of “Junk Food Junkie” (

    “Absolut Flunky”

    You know I should be PotUS
    After all it was my turn
    And I had this old vagina
    With campaign funds to burn
    I put up with my husband
    From Arkansas to here
    Was SecState and a senator
    In the capitol for 20 years.

    Oh, now at times I open up my closet
    Where I keep that liquid zip
    With the grey goose on the bottle
    And I take a little sip
    It props up that old courage
    And won’t affect my breath
    While I add another rival
    To the list for accidental death.

    Yeah, when on camera I’m a sweetheart
    Just as gracious as I can be
    But in private I’m just an asshole
    Immoral and ethics free

    Well, every four years you can find me
    On all the left wing shows
    Saying how it’s the Republicans
    Who give us all our woes
    I promise that I’ll fix stuff
    And get some big things done
    ‘Cause I’ve been here and watching
    How things work in Washington.
    Oh, yeah . . . .

    Ah, but when the votes get counted
    And my opponent wins
    I blame it on the Russians
    And scapegoating begins
    Fall back on accusations
    A dose of valium
    Washed down with a shot of Absolut
    And a book to cover up my sins.

    Yeah, out in public I’m cute and pleasant
    Always smiling and jovial
    But the truth is I’m a loser
    Paranoid and deadly critical.

    My lackeys in the party
    They think I should be queen
    No more of those old white guys
    Who always steal the scene
    All women of some color
    And LGBT nuts
    Will vote for me the next time
    Like loyal brainwashed mutts.

    Ah, but lately I have been spotted
    With bourbon on my breath
    Talking like some drugged-out harpy
    Just like Lady MacBeth
    I’m afraid some day they’ll find me
    Passed out on Chelsea’s bed
    With a bottle of black Jack Daniels
    And a Quaalude beside my head.

    On the talk shows I’m a darling
    Just as clever as I can be
    But the truth is I’m Medusa
    I’m done, Satan, come get me.

    • May 31, 2019 at 7:19 pm


  • May 30, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    The only people assaulting the ‘rule of law’ are the damnable Dems led by this criminal Clinton.

  • May 30, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    I bet if you dig real deep into the back of her closet in her bunker in New York you will find a Hitler uniform that fits her perfectly.

  • May 30, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Look on the bright side. No one had to look at another horrific outfit on Hillary.

    • May 31, 2019 at 9:33 am

      LOL! True. Her academic gown covered the jacket she undoubtedly stole from Chairman Mao’s closet.

  • May 31, 2019 at 1:34 am

    Is it possible that she has commenced her last commencement address season — specifically as a person not sentenced to prison time for the actual crimes related to the 2016 presidential election?


    Yes her charade of virtue with accompanying platitudes of false concern for America it is getting old, very very old, and tired. I’m not the only one that is tired of listening to it, at all.

    Justice is too high order of a concept for Crooked Hilary and others to avoid much longer


  • May 31, 2019 at 5:11 am


  • May 31, 2019 at 7:20 am

    What no vast right wing conspiracy?

    • May 31, 2019 at 7:24 am

      No, now that Hillary’s gone full-on Trump Resistance, I think she bequeathed VRWC to AOC.

  • May 31, 2019 at 9:31 am

    Poor Hillary. This election defined her entire life. Why choose your absolutely WORST failure to cling to forever? You lost…spectacularly. Just be kind enough to accept the hint and fade away.

  • May 31, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Pants Suits is going to be the speaker at some type of computer security symposium. The woman who violated the Espionage Act with her illegal server is going to speaking on COMPUTER SECURITY! You can’t make this shit up. Unbelievable.

    • May 31, 2019 at 7:34 pm

      Adding to my comment above about Pants Suits. The outfit who hired her is called FireEye, Inc. They selected Pants Suits to be their KEY NOTE SPEAKER at their 10th annual Cyber Defense Summit.

      As I said, you can’t make this shit up.

      • May 31, 2019 at 7:47 pm

        You must have missed my post about it.

  • May 31, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    How much did she get paid?

  • June 1, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    The women behind her might be looking up at a big screen video to see themselves..?..but they’re probably thinking, “Who’s the putz that invited this annoying old hag to speak at commencement?”..

Comments are closed.