That wasn’t a body double. Just make-up and good drugs.

Not to Scully all over you Mulders out there, but I just don’t buy the whole “Hillary body double” theory.

If you haven’t heard about it, some folks believe that Hillary’s near miraculous transformation from lifeless corpse to the peppy energetic broad who exited Chelsea’s building was a con.

According to their theory, the woman who emerged some ninety minutes later was a body double – a stand-in if you will.

I think there are way simpler explanations.

Occam’s Razor states when presented with a set of circumstances, the simplest explanation is probably the most likely.

And, unless the reason Hillary’s middle has been expanding is because she’s hiding a stand-in under her coat, the body double explanation just isn’t very simple.

There are definitely simpler explanations.

A shot of adrenaline and a nice thick layer of make-up seems far more plausible.

I’m sure by the time they whisked Hillary to Chelsea’s place, the news that her collapse was caught on film had reached Team Clinton.

These people are as dishonest as the day is long, but they are experts at damage control.

They knew they needed to get Hillary in front of the cameras ASAP to try and minimize the feeding frenzy that video would inspire.

So they fluffed out her hair, caked on some heavy-duty, mortician-grade make-up and shot her full of enough drugs to propel her out the door and onto the sidewalk for a brief wave to the reporters.

Either that or…


Nah. Probably not. I mean, there was no lightning storm in Manhattan on Sunday.

Any old how.

For the brief period Hillary was visible, there was no need to find a body-double.

They just needed her upright for a short time.

Trust me, if Hillary had stuck around long enough to actually hold an impromptu press conference, she would have wobbled and dropped all over again.

It was nothing more than window-dressing. Okay, probably a heavy, thick layer of window dressing, but window dressing nonetheless.

I find it far more plausible that Team Clinton travels with mortician-grade make-up and a potent pharmaceutical kit wherever they go than they’re hiding a body double.

Besides, a body-double is just one more person Team Clinton would have to threaten with death in order to ensure her silence.

And something tells me the list of people living under that threat is already getting far too large for one campaign to manage.

So why go to all that trouble?

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4 thoughts on “That wasn’t a body double. Just make-up and good drugs.

  • September 13, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    I don’t believe it was a body double. It was the Animatronic Hillary that overheated. Low powered CPU, not enough memory. The shot the real Hillary up with adrenaline and B-12 for a short term encounter with the press.

  • September 14, 2016 at 12:43 am

    Right-o. While there are scenarios where her Secret Service detail might engage in some deceit to protect Hillary from harm, I don’t believe the Secret Service would find it within the realm of their duty to protect Hillary by engaging in an active deception with the body double in that situation where Hillary was under no threat from outside harm. They gave her a Silkwood shower, dolled her up, and pumped her full of dope.

  • September 14, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    She really does look like her face has been spackled with mortuary wax in the photos that attempt to make her look less haggard. So she alternates from looking near death to looking like a preserved corpse. Brilliant!

  • October 1, 2016 at 12:15 pm

    It’s the difference in hip and thigh size that is most obvious.

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