The Attention Hogg Shaman

The Attention Hogg Shaman

Yesterday, America’s least favorite attention Hogg interfered with an official proceeding in the US Senate when he began shouting like a dangerous extremist and had to be escorted from the room by Capitol Police.

This is sedition and an insurrection and a direct threat to our democracy and … and … and … I’m literally shaking right now!

And here you thought we were rid of this shameless attention Hogg went he managed to get accepted to Harvard University despite being an inarticulate, pencil-necked, sunken-chested white guy.

And for a while, it certainly seemed like his 15 minutes of fame were over.

Remember in 2020 when he ran a Twitter poll to see if people wanted him to post daily videos with his thoughts on the election? More than 90 thousand people voted in his poll and over 80% of them voted No.

But Congress is debating gun control again. So David thinks now is the time to breathe life back into his long-decomposing 15 minutes.

So unauthorized entry to disrupt lawmakers is once again A-okay, guys.

It’s a good thing David the Attention Hogg wasn’t wearing a big Viking hat or he’d have been locked up faster than a debutante’s virtue.

Not that David would ever be caught dead wearing a big, furry horned hat like that. It would smash his perfectly quaffed, heavily-gelled pompadour.

(As an aside, I initially considered titling this “NRA-Anon Shaman,” but since my focus on his desperate need for attention, I changed my mind.)

Anyroad.

I hate this kind of stuff, I really do.

I hated it when screaming idiots disrupted the Kavanaugh hearings. I hated it when idiots swarmed the Capitol on January 6, 2021.

I hate it because mob rule is diametrically opposed to our Constitution.

But I especially hate it coming from an attention Hogg like this pipsqueak in a pompadour.

David Hogg didn’t disrupt this hearing to petition the government for a redress of his grievances.

He did it for retweets, which is why he posted a video of his childish, narcissistic stunt on Twitter.

Just as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn’t really a congresswoman, she just plays one on TV, David Hogg isn’t really a political activist; he just plays one on Twitter.

For him, it’s all about attention.

Then again, that has been the case for this insufferable little twerp since he emerged from the closet in a separate building far away from where his fellow high school students were murdered.

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5 thoughts on “The Attention Hogg Shaman

  • July 21, 2022 at 6:12 pm
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    that would’ve been entertaining …

    “ The TASER energy weapons use a peak voltage of 50,000 volts so that the electrons can be propelled across a 2 inch air gap. The high voltage causes electrons to “jump the gap,” a process that “ionizes” the air gap in what appears to the user as a bright arc.”

  • July 22, 2022 at 9:21 am
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    Dianny, while I think stolen valor is worse, stolen victimhood is a close second.

  • July 22, 2022 at 2:03 pm
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    No skills; no future (even with a Harvard degree) — I expect him to go trans in a final attempt to stay “relevant”(?).

  • July 22, 2022 at 6:38 pm
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    What is truly needed is a Go Fund Me account to purchase plane tickets to, and a 6 month apartment lease in Wuhan for David “Hogg the spotlight” and Beta O’Dork. Once they’re settled in, an anonymous tip about another covid variant breakout could assure the CCP would weld their door shut. Then they could discuss the finer points of gun confiscation, oops, control, to their hearts content (over soy lattes, if they could get any). Sounds like a big win-win to me.

  • July 23, 2022 at 10:08 pm
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    Did Camera Hogg hold his arms behind his back to pretend he was handcuffed? That seems to be the latest thing, after all.

    I despise perpetually annoying people like Hogg, who try to make a career out of being irritating.

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