The Audacity of Ruining the Family Barbecue

The Obama Administration won’t arm the Kurds, but honey, they will arm the Obamabot shock troops with all the possible Obamacare talking point weaponry necessary to ruin Independence Day with the family.

Yup, nothing says “Independence Day” quite like advocating for government dependence.

Didn’t they try and ruin Christmas and Thanksgiving too?


Onesie Boy kicked out

Clearly no holiday is safe.

Listen, Obama has been on the campaign trail once again trying to sell his healthcare law as if it isn’t the “law of the land” that he claimed it to be.

Speech after speech, Barack Obama has been crowing about just how popular Obamacare is. Everybody loves it! It’s saving people a gazillion dollars every minute! Everybody is healthier, happier, and by golly, people like them better!

Well, if the law is so popular why issue marching orders to the Obamabots giving them step-by-step instructions on how to counter all the anti-Obamacare small talk that might erupt while sitting around the picnic table eating hot dogs and hamburgers?

Check this out from the HHS website. Paid for by your hard-earned tax dollars:

This Fourth of July, families across the nation will gather around hot dogs (or their favorite vegetarian alternative) and potato salad to spend some quality time together, watch fireworks and reflect on the holiday’s meaning. But as much as we love our families – and we do, seriously –we don’t always agree when it comes to current events, like last week’s Supreme Court decision upholding tax credits that help make insurance under the Affordable Care Act (ACA) more affordable for millions of people.
Misinformation about the ACA is everywhere, and there’s been a lot of money spent to spread that misinformation – as much as half a billion dollars in ads, according to one 2014 estimate. Not surprisingly, many Americans still don’t know how changes the law made to insurance and the health care system can help improve their lives.
You should be prepared when Aunt Janine says something like, “Obamacare hasn’t helped anyone!” So here are a few points to remember during this long holiday weekend:

Sure. Obama won’t put together a strategy for ISIS, but he’s put time, energy and tax dollars into formulating a strategy to help you ruin your family’s holiday weekend trying to sell them on Obamacare.

Never in the history of the universe has a law that was enacted over five years earlier needed an all-out Operation Overlord-style plan of attack to sell to the citizenry.

Nothing says, “Everybody hates Obamacare” quite like that.

I can see the title of Obama’s next memoir already, can’t you? The Audacity of Ruining the Family Barbecue: How to shill for Dear Leader by Barack Obama.

My guess is the regulations placed on fireworks has much more to do with making sure unsuspecting family members have no effective weapon to use against the party-pooper Obamabot who’s ruining their holiday than it does any concern for public safety.

As a matter of public service, permit me to give you the only weapon you’ll need against these douche-nozzles.

Mockery. Mock Obama. Mock Liberals. Mock Obamacare. Mock, mock, and mock some more.

Trust me, the Obamabot in your family will be curled up in a corner eating his hair before the grill reaches optimum temperature.

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2 thoughts on “The Audacity of Ruining the Family Barbecue

  • July 4, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    Before we say grace in front of the BBQ food, I will engage everyone in a discussion of Obamacare…

    • July 4, 2015 at 3:44 pm

      Just bookmarked your site. Looking forward . . .

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