The Bitch-Attack is Back

The Bitch-Attack is Back

I was telling my boss the other day that when I get sick, I eventually end up suffering a full-blown bitch-attack. Well, it’s here. The bitch-attack started yesterday, brought on by a raging fever that soaked my clothes and left me with such a bad headache the whites my eyes went completely blood red.

It’s either a bitch attack or I’ve become demon-possessed.

I thought I’d check in to let you know that, though I’m suffering a bitch-attack and the accompanying fever, I’m still alive and kicking bitching. Daisy has been my constant companion, curling up next to me on the couch, purring like a motorboat, and making biscuits on my side. She’s even giving me a break from playing fetch with her, which I appreciate.

The funny this is, this same thing happened to me a year ago. I got a head cold that stuck to me like fly paper for weeks. Then the fever started and the bitch-attack happened. I ended up in the hospital that time because my doctor thought I had the WuFlu.

I didn’t have the WuFlu. Nor did I have pneumonia. All the ER doctor could conclude was I had a virus a non-specific origin.

This time I will not go to the emergency room because that was gigantic waste of time — plus they kept me in isolation for hours and wouldn’t even let me out to go pee.

This morning I made the idiotic decision to run to the grocery store when I got done with work. BIG mistake. I mean, I managed to stay upright, but by the time I got to the checkout, my clothes were soaked in sweat and I was shaking like a spastic colon.

I confess, I purchased non-doctor-approved food items (don’t tell my rheumatologist). But since I have zero appetite and my throat is so damn sore I can barely swallow, I wanted to buy a couple packages of lemon ice. There’s nothing more soothing for a sore throat than Italian lemon ice.

In the meantime, please bear with me, guys. I know I’ve been No-Show Dianny these last couple of weeks. But as it is, I can barely make it through my paying job before I collapse. I’m hoping a good solid rest over the weekend does me a world of good.

Now I am going to camp out on my couch, watch episodes of “Foyle’s War,” and hope the lemon ice keeps the bitch-attack at bay.

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8 thoughts on “The Bitch-Attack is Back

  • September 23, 2021 at 3:01 pm

    I am so sorry that you are so under the weather. I know there is much in the media about the dangers of horse de-wormer. However, I encourage you to check out the Fromtline Doctors protocol and the one by Dr. Zev Zelenko. They both are great for knocking down viral illness, including the WuFlu. There is even a prophylactic protocol for those who must regularly work with the public or believe they may have been exposed. I started to come down with something much more than allergies or a cold twice this summer. My throat felt like a razor blade had cut it and my asthmatic lungs were slowing down. Did the protocol for 3 days each time and it was completely gone. Ann Barnhardt has info on her website for dosing orally with either 1% injectable or horse paste. Both are available fir in person purchase at farm and tractor supplies. Just don’t tell them why I want it. Veterinarians have known about the big I fir years and taken it themselves orally and given it to their families to knock out colds and flu. It’s very safe. Feel better!

  • September 23, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    Dianny, if you are a bitch, we never noticed it because you keep us laughing so hard. Also, if you might happen to be (and that is a BIG if), then it gives your site what is sorely needs in 2021: right-wing attitude, to match, attack and defeat that which comes from the left.

    Stay just as you are!

  • September 23, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    Just as long as you direct most of your “bitch-i-ness” at Biden and his puppet masters it will be okay and we will understand.

  • September 23, 2021 at 5:06 pm


    Prayers and Get Well Wishes to you. Snuggle in and just take care of YOU! And don’t worry about us…we’ll leave the light on for you.

    Blessings to you…


  • September 24, 2021 at 2:21 pm

    Nurse Daisy is 1000% more competent at helping you get through the new non-specific virus than the whole of the PhD herd at the NIH. You are in good paws. 🐱

  • September 24, 2021 at 8:05 pm

    Well you’re the funnest bitch I know. 😂
    Said a prayer for you. Get better quick!

    Say hi to my kitty-niece!

  • September 24, 2021 at 9:39 pm

    Get well soon! You are an inspiration to many.

  • September 24, 2021 at 10:26 pm

    Feel better soon, Dianny.

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