The C-word was invented for Pam Karlan

The C-word was invented for Pam Karlan

I rarely if ever use the C-word.  That’s in part because it is so often deployed by Leftist men against gals like me.  I’ve been called the C-word so many times, it’s lost all meaning for me.

Like “racist,” overuse of the C-word saps it of its meaning.

Besides, there are so many wonderful words in the English language that work just as well.

Battle-ax, crone, fishwife, harpy, shrew, hag, scold – the beauty of the King’s English is its endless possibilities.  Why put all your rhetorical eggs in the C-word basket?

But every now and then a woman comes along that makes you say, “Now THAT hag is a see-you-en-tee!”

And yesterday America was introduced to such a hag, Stanford professor Pam Karlan.  The C-word was invented for just such a shrew.

I don’t know why Jerry Nadler thought this bitter, angry fishwife would make a good impeachment “witness.”  You’d have to live inside the DC bubble to think leaving your impeachment dreams in the hands of Trump-deranged Angry BroadTM was a good idea.

“Say, those screaming harpies who crashed the Kavanaugh hearings were so terrific, let’s get one of them to testify in our impeachment inquiry!”

Who thinks that way?

She was one smug, caustic C-word.

Remember when I wrote about that crazy hag who penned an editorial in the Washington Post about screaming at her husband for thirty minutes after Kavanaugh was confirmed?

(If you don’t, go HERE and read it)

Initially when I read that woman’s screed, the face I pictured was Harcourt Fenton Mudd’s shrew of a wife Stella (Trekkies will get that).

But now, it is Pam Karlan’s face I see.

The finger-pointing, the angry scowl – truth is, Karlan is the real-life embodiment of Stella Mudd.

the C-word as Stella Mudd

If Nancy and the Democrats want Americans to believe this impeachment inquiry is “prayerful” and “difficult,” then inviting this condescending C-word to scold and snark and burp out Trump-hatred for hours on end was not the way to get there.

Her snotty “joke” about the President’s thirteen-year-old son didn’t surprise me in the least.  This C-word knew she was among likeminded Trump-haters.  She knew she could say any rancid, petty thing that stomped through her lizard brain and they wouldn’t mind one bit.  Hell, they’d even laugh.

When I saw the clip of her petty “joke,” I smiled – not because the “joke” was remotely humorous.  Humor requires a smidgen of truth.

No. I smiled because unleashing this C-word before a television audience to burp out ugliness and bile was going to so backfire on the Democrats.

And they’re the morons who invited her there!

This is not putting your best foot forward, Democrats.

Pam Karlan was a disastrous “witness.”  She singlehandedly showed the American people that this is not a thoughtful (or prayerful) deliberative process. It is nothing more than a partisan hate-fest.

And, hey. Most of us already knew it.

But that C-word really hammered it home.

She also served as a glaring reminder that colleges and universities are filled with unhinged radical blowhards who really have no business “educating” anyone, let alone preparing future lawyers.

So thanks, Democrats.  Thanks for parading this C-word before the nation.

You deserve all the blowback you’re going to get.

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12 thoughts on “The C-word was invented for Pam Karlan

  • December 5, 2019 at 9:08 am

    My husband specifically asked if I had heard her when he got home from work last night. I had only heard a few clips, but it was enough. What a raging lunatic. She did come across as all you say. It’s women like her that those words were made for. Talk about a loon. But for the left, she passes as a thoughtful and amazingly gifted woman. Sad.

  • December 5, 2019 at 10:50 am

    My first thought was “Is that Almira Gulch??” She looked like she just had a fist fight for the last pussy hat in the discount bin at The Dollar Store. Maybe spends her free time screaming at passing cars and washing car windows with old newspaper demanding money from the drivers. Long lost daughter of “Sam”?

  • December 5, 2019 at 11:32 am

    I heard on Rush yesterday that this harpie was on Hillary’s short list of SCOTUS nominees….

    WOW!!!!! We dodged a bad one there! Thank God for Trump!!!!!

  • December 5, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Always enjoy a column that includes a Star Trek reference, especially one with my all-time favorite episode.

    Do you think Norman would survive the Democrat House’s logic?

  • December 5, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    I’d say “F*** her!” but I wouldn’t f*** her with Bills ****.

  • December 5, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Great piece Dianny. You completely encapsulated my feelings on this nasty scold and the blowback the Dims should expect from her hateful “testimony (not to mention her uncalled for jab at 13 year old Barron).
    And thanks for the Mudd’s Women reference. If you’re a fan of the original series, you’ll undoubtedly appreciate 2 fan-generated efforts that came after, Prelude to Axanar and the Star Trek Continues web series. These were recommended to me by another Trekker – Bill Whittle, were true to the original vision and writing, and are far better than the Trek-Drek Paramount has spewed out ever since it ended.
    I tried posting with the links, but I guess your security doesn’t allow that, so just Google them. Axanar is on YouTube and the other is at

  • December 5, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    She commented that Trump is responsible for RAPING 99.99% of the people in this country.

    What a sick, miserable, nasty, obnoxious, ignorant POS.

  • December 6, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Put Pres. Trump’s head on Harry’s body.

    • December 6, 2019 at 2:42 pm

      LOL. I actually considered it.

  • December 6, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    It’s too bad almost everyone is ignoring these hearings because We the People need to see this with our own eyes and hear it with our own ears in order to come to terms with what these treacherous a$$hats are all about.

  • December 7, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    >>When I saw the clip of her petty “joke,” I smiled – not because the “joke” was remotely humorous. Humor requires a smidgen of truth.

    Good point. The joke was unfunny because it’s not tethered to reality. But if you’re in the throes of a delusion and you believe Trump is a dictator, then the joke works.

    Same with the “Drag queen sashays into Trump impeachment hearings” headlines which leftist Facebook found hysterical. A lot of things have to go right in your fantasy, for that to be an effective troll against the President.

  • December 8, 2019 at 10:00 am

    No sarcasm at all. The screaming at the sky picture, all this time I honestly thought this was a young man.

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