Prices may be skyrocketing everywhere else, but you can save big bucks every day at the DNC’s Veep Outlet Store!
Huge discounts on all irregular or damaged Veep products currently in stock!
Pay a fraction of what you would in department stores!
TODAY’S SPECIAL: Steep discounts on photos with Vice President Kamala Harris!
Why pay $15,000 to get a picture with Kamala when here at the Veep Outlet Store you can get the same picture at the low-low price of $5,000?!
No other store gives you that kind of discount!
But here at the DNC’s Veep Outlet Store, we sell only irregular or slightly damaged Veeps and we pass the savings on to you!
The DNC’s Veep Outlet Store is also featuring out-of-season pricing on other irregular stock including classic products from the Walter Mondale collection and the Joe Biden collection*!
And you won’t believe the discounts we have in store for you on the entire DNC line of Lloyd Bentsen products that we accidentally bought too much of in 1988 when we thought Dukakis was going to win.
This week only, buy two Bentsen products and we’ll throw in any overly-confident over-order item from the 2016 Tim Kaine collection ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
Don’t miss the savings waiting for you at the DNC’s Veep Outlet Store!
Some restrictions apply.
*The talking Biden doll isn’t technically irregular. It’s supposed to speak gibberish.
Okay, I thought that up in the shower this morning at three, so there’s a strong possibility I’m the only one who found that funny.
Yesterday, reporter Tara Palmeri of Puck News tweeted that after the DNC failed to sell enough tickets for donors to pose for a photo with Vice President Kamala Harris, the “Women’s Leadership Forum” fundraiser scheduled for May had to be postponed until June. This time, to sweeten the pot, the DNC has slashed the price for a photo from $15,000 a pop to only $5,000 in hopes of attracting more
So while consumer prices continue to rise at a staggering pace, the DNC had to offer a deep 60% discount just to get people to agree to pose with the deeply unpopular Kamala Harris.
I admit, when I saw Palmeri’s tweet, I laughed so hard, I nearly coughed up a lung.
Talk about ending up with egg on her face. This must be eating Kamala alive.
Remember when The Hill reported back in September that the Democrats believed Kamala Harris was going to be their “secret weapon” in the Midterms?
The Hill wrote at the time:
Harris’s allies believe she will play a significant role, both by fundraising and participating in campaign rallies.
That was then…
Now? Kamala Harris is collecting dust on the discount rack at the DNC’s Veep Outlet Store.
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