The DNC’s Veep Outlet Store – Steep Discounts Every Day!

The DNC’s Veep Outlet Store - Steep Discounts Every Day!

Prices may be skyrocketing everywhere else, but you can save big bucks every day at the DNC’s Veep Outlet Store!

Huge discounts on all irregular or damaged Veep products currently in stock!

Pay a fraction of what you would in department stores!

TODAY’S SPECIAL: Steep discounts on photos with Vice President Kamala Harris!

Why pay $15,000 to get a picture with Kamala when here at the Veep Outlet Store you can get the same picture at the low-low price of $5,000?!

No other store gives you that kind of discount!

But here at the DNC’s Veep Outlet Store, we sell only irregular or slightly damaged Veeps and we pass the savings on to you!

The DNC’s Veep Outlet Store is also featuring out-of-season pricing on other irregular stock including classic products from the Walter Mondale collection and the Joe Biden collection*!

And you won’t believe the discounts we have in store for you on the entire DNC line of Lloyd Bentsen products that we accidentally bought too much of in 1988 when we thought Dukakis was going to win.

This week only, buy two Bentsen products and we’ll throw in any overly-confident over-order item from the 2016 Tim Kaine collection ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

Don’t miss the savings waiting for you at the DNC’s Veep Outlet Store!

Some restrictions apply.
*The talking Biden doll isn’t technically irregular. It’s supposed to speak gibberish.

Okay, I thought that up in the shower this morning at three, so there’s a strong possibility I’m the only one who found that funny.

Yesterday, reporter Tara Palmeri of Puck News tweeted that after the DNC failed to sell enough tickets for donors to pose for a photo with Vice President Kamala Harris, the “Women’s Leadership Forum” fundraiser scheduled for May had to be postponed until June. This time, to sweeten the pot, the DNC has slashed the price for a photo from $15,000 a pop to only $5,000 in hopes of attracting more suckers takers.

So while consumer prices continue to rise at a staggering pace, the DNC had to offer a deep 60% discount just to get people to agree to pose with the deeply unpopular Kamala Harris.

I admit, when I saw Palmeri’s tweet, I laughed so hard, I nearly coughed up a lung.

Talk about ending up with egg on her face. This must be eating Kamala alive.

Remember when The Hill reported back in September that the Democrats believed Kamala Harris was going to be their “secret weapon” in the Midterms?

The Hill wrote at the time:

Harris’s allies believe she will play a significant role, both by fundraising and participating in campaign rallies.

That was then…

Now? Kamala Harris is collecting dust on the discount rack at the DNC’s Veep Outlet Store.

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12 thoughts on “The DNC’s Veep Outlet Store – Steep Discounts Every Day!

  • June 22, 2022 at 12:20 pm

    Don’t worry, I thought it was funny, in a sad way (for Kamala). I just wonder how long that $5000 price will be in effect. Maybe next week it will be dropped to a more realistic value (like $50 plus a puppy or kitten).

    • June 22, 2022 at 7:22 pm

      What about for the first 50 callers?

  • June 22, 2022 at 1:37 pm

    “Harris’s allies believe she will play a significant role, both by fundraising and participating in campaign rallies.”
    Harris has allies?

  • June 22, 2022 at 5:32 pm

    If anyone is brave (foolish?) enough to be that close to Kameltoe, the price should include a long course of high dose Penicillin.

  • June 22, 2022 at 6:51 pm

    Dianny, by chance does the Veep Outlet have the Dan Quayle signature edition of Mr. Potatoe-Head? I’d pay big bucks for one of those; maybe as much as $1.25.

    And I’d pay even more (but not $5K) for a photo of me and Kakamala but only if she were wearing a ball gag and a Playboy Bunny outfit.

    p.s. It’s Bentsen, not Bensten. Not that anyone cares, he died in 2006.

    • June 22, 2022 at 6:53 pm

      Oh, crap. I was so proud that I knew it wasn’t Benson.

  • June 22, 2022 at 7:21 pm

    Dianny, knowing Kamala’s history , I get the feeling that there are other things besides egg on her face in that image….

    • June 22, 2022 at 11:18 pm

      I was going to say… take away the egg and you got a Willy Brown Money Shot…

      Jes’ Sayin’

  • June 23, 2022 at 1:45 am

    Interesting that the former Vice President, Dan Quayle, comes up in the same discussion as Harris. Quayle is now solidly in his seventies and I though he was a good VP.

    He was unmercifully ridiculed by the press and had more statesmanship than Harris has at all


  • June 23, 2022 at 2:43 pm

    I’m thinking that they should contact Mike Lindell for marketing advice, though, I’m sorry, $5000 is still a bit rich for my tastes and I’m not really interested in a BJ right now anyway. maybe Willie Brown might take her up on that if contacted.

  • June 23, 2022 at 7:34 pm

    Actually, the talking Biden doll is irregular, and will fill his pants to prove it.

  • June 24, 2022 at 10:59 am

    So, as soon as I saw the photo of ‘egged Harris’, my naughty humor side erupted. I finished reading Dianny’s article and immediately scrolled down to the comments. I scrolled, and scrolled…and then…Ahhhhh, there it is. Someone mentioned the egg drippings and tied in good ol` willy.

    I laughed again…and the smile remains. Nice photo, Dianny. Bravo Zulu!

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