The Dumb-sters

Has there ever been a more incompetent, moronic duo heading up US Foreign Policy than Barack Hussein Obama and John Kerry?

They really are dumb.

In fact, when confronted by what is considered by every American who isn’t Bernie Sanders to be the single greatest threat to the safety and security of the world, these two seem to go out of their way to sound like complete idiots.

While the rest of the world is able to recognize the existential threat posed to this planet by Islamic extremists, John Kerry and Barack Obama stick out like two odd-balls.

A pair of freaks living in the midst of normal people. You know, like the Munsters.

Or, in their case, the Dumb-sters.

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Dear Lord, these guys are dumb.

Yesterday, Barry went out of his way to avoid having to recognize the fact that Islamic extremists are even a thing.

In his supremely agonizing press conference in Turkey yesterday, Barry seemed to bend over ass backwards to explain away what is reality to every other human being on the planet (except any of the Democrats running for President).

And then this morning, John Kerry — that big, lumbering animated corpse — told employees at the US Embassy in Paris that the terror attack on Charlie Hebdo last winter had some “legitimacy.”

Yeah. He really did.

“In the last days, obviously, that has been particularly put to the test. There’s something different about what happened from Charlie Hebdo, and I think everybody would feel that. There was a sort of particularized focus and perhaps even a legitimacy in terms of — not a legitimacy, but a rationale that you could attach yourself to somehow and say, okay, they’re really angry because of this and that. This Friday was absolutely indiscriminate. It wasn’t to aggrieve one particular sense of wrong. It was to terrorize people. It was to attack everything that we do stand for. That’s not an exaggeration.”

I’m sure you always wondered how anyone could get a reanimated corpse to speak.

Now you’re wondering how the hell do you get him to stop.

So, if I understand this giant dipshit, Friday’s attack was just so damn, well, unexplainable. But Charlie Hebdo had it coming.

As if they’re two completely different situations. Nothing in common. Not one thing. Nothing. Zip. Completely unrelated.

“Golly. I have no idea why those men with Muslim names did what they did on Friday, but I totally understand the rationale behind those random armed men that attacked and killed the people at Charlie Hebdo.”

Is it any wonder Vladimir Putin laughs at us?

Is it any wonder ISIS just keeps spreading like a bad case of the clap?

Is it any wonder our enemies have no fear of building up their military and gobbling up more territory?

These two dummies couldn’t find their ass with a roadmap, two flashlights and a Garmin.

They really are a match made in, well, not heaven, but maybe some dark, dank laboratory in the tower of an old, musty castle.

The Dumb-sters

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One thought on “The Dumb-sters

  • November 18, 2015 at 9:06 am
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    Quick! Send in James Taylor!

    Kerry’s a special kind of stupid. I believe the clinical term is “functionally retarded.”

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