Remember the episode of the Simpsons where Lisa does a science experiment to see which is dumber – a hamster or her brother Bart?
It was no contest. Bart was dumber.
Well, I think we’ve found a group of people dumber than Bart Simpson.
Just the other day, Donald Trump set out his own electrified cupcake for the Enslaved Press.
He brought up Sweden.
And the fools of the Fake News immediately went into hyper-drive to prove that President Trump is dumb and they’re super brilliant.
”Sweden?! Oh, hahahaha! Nothing is going on in Sweden. Just look everyone! Nothing is going on in Sweden!”
So we all looked.
And we saw what was going on in Sweden.
”Stop looking at Sweden! Don’t pay attention to Sweden! Forget we said anything about Sweden!”
And while these dimwits were still coping with the numbness in their extremities over that electrified cupcake, President Trump served up another.
This time bringing up Paris at CPAC.
It didn’t take long for the Enslaved Press to take the bait.
”Paris?! Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho! Isn’t that ridiculous?! Trump insulted the City of Lights! There’s nothing wrong in Paris! Why, even George Clooney begs to differ!”
So folks are checking out Paris.
And this is what they’re seeing.
This is what Trump meant when he said Paris is no longer Paris. pic.twitter.com/3olYhRfhlA
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) February 25, 2017
Just the other day, I mentioned that Paris is bleeding tourism money.
Nobody wants to go there anymore because it isn’t safe.
But that doesn’t stop the Enslaved Press from rushing to the defense of Paris against that meanie-meanie-jelly-beanie Donald Trump.
Well, by citing George Clooney.
You know. The actor who said unequivocally that Donald Trump will never be elected President of the United States.
The morons in the Enslaved Press no longer have control of the narrative.
In fact, Donald Trump is leading them by the nose.
And they have yet to figure that out.
In their arrogance and condescension, they think they can outsmart him.
And they end up getting a zapped.
So by all means. Look at Paris.
Take a moment to review what has happened in France just during the month of January.
The rise in Anti-Semitism throughout Europe is breathtaking, yet not surprising. In France, Anti-Semitic attacks more than doubled between 2014 and 2015.
What happens when you import tens of thousands of people who want to obliterate Jews from the face of the earth?
Why, you get tens of thousands of people trying to obliterate Jews.
Something tells me the Enslaved Press better brace themselves for another jolt.
In their single-minded obsession to prove Donald Trump wrong, they’re inviting you to see what’s happening in Paris.
So by all means, look at Paris.
And in a few days, after Americans discover for themselves the violence, filth, squalor and chaos, the Enslaved Press will once again have to back-peddle.
”No! Forget Paris. Don’t look at Paris! Stop looking there! Really! George Clooney says everything is fine! Never mind Paris!!”
Really. They’re making Bart Simpson look like a friggin’ Rhodes Scholar.
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