The Lifeless Campaign of Joseph Robinette Biden
Can’t you just hear the death rattle? Welcome to the Lifeless Campaign of Joseph Robinette Biden.
I saw that picture on Twitter this morning, and I didn’t know whether to laugh or to
cry laugh harder. It’s like a scene from the Walking Dead, only with fewer extras.
This doesn’t look like a candidate from one of the two major political parties. Instead, it looks like a candidate who’s only on the ballot in four states and has a shoestring budget consisting of the cash he got by pawning his mother’s wedding ring.
You’d think the Democrats of all people would understand the importance of optics. I mean, Barack Obama’s entire presidency consisted of nothing but.
Do they really think anemic, lifeless campaign events like this is a good look?
Good grief, it’s like the presidential campaign version of an “Anti-Prom” – you know, the small gathering of bitter girls who couldn’t get a date, so they all get together to bitch about how pointless and stupid the prom is.
Things are going really badly if your campaign “events” look like a coffee klatch of dateless losers.
Meanwhile, President Trump is the Prom King — striding through a sea of supporters wherever he goes.
I think Team Biden knows there just isn’t enough grassroots support for their guy. So they’re using the Wuhan Panic as an excuse for these anemic, lifeless campaign “events.”
Hey, it isn’t that Joe is incapable of actually campaigning! Trust us, thousands of people are simply dying to see him! But we’re responsible. Joe knows how dangerous COVID-19 is, so he’s totally dialing down his campaign to be safe! Unlike that reckless Trump!
Makes for a good excuse, doesn’t it? Now they can march ahead holding pitifully lifeless campaign events featuring fewer people than fit in an airport men’s room while pretending it’s totally by design.
But it isn’t by design; it’s by necessity.
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10 thoughts on “The Lifeless Campaign of Joseph Robinette Biden”
They couldn’t even afford matching chairs…
I still cannot shake the thought that they are about to pull a fast one here any second.
Joe will have to drop out of the race for some mysterious (or maybe not so mysterious) health reason. Then the real candidate will heroically bound out from the wings to great fanfare (provided by the well known PR firm to the DNC, the American media) and thunderous applause (same).
All of it about as believable as a grainy photo of Sasquatch with the price tag still hanging off the costume. Yet we will be told over and over that it’s totally legit.
Right before the 1st debate, Plugs will come down with the virus.
You’re right, the optics are bad. The dead lawn says a whole lot about his campaign. And what is up with the teeny tiny out in the middle of the dead lawn coffee table?? Why even bother?
The folks to the left and right of Sleepy Joe don’t really seem to be a full six feet apart from each other.
The ones immediately next to him, though, seem to be spaced six feet and more away from Joe.
While it doesn’t change the optics of this event I wouldn’t say Biden isn’t doing something for his campaign. He’s running TV ads VERY heavily at least in the Philadelphia region. I really enjoy seeing him have to talk to real people without a teleprompter. Itching for a debate!
Biden is as exciting as watching a glass of stale water.
I liken it to watching paint dry.
reminds me of Pat Paulsens campaign. It was a joke too.
Dianny, given Joe’s underlying organic brain disorder they cannot afford to have him over-stimulated. Big crowds, bright lights, multiple questions, etc. will get a startle reaction from him and he will go completely off the rails. They need completely tone downed, muted, bland enviro for him to even function.
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