Earlier this week, I referred to Biden’s 2020 run as “The Lifeless campaign of Joseph Robinette Biden.” But his campaign isn’t just lifeless. He’s also running the loneliest campaign in the history of the country.
If it wasn’t for the pool of reporters, the army of
babysitters campaign staffers, and secret service agents, old Joe would be out there all alone muttering his incomprehensible speeches into the void.
And, let’s be honest, the optics are horrendous.
Both major party Presidential candidates held a campaign event in Michigan this week.
Here’s a shot of Joe’s campaign event from Wednesday:
Good gracious. See what I mean? This is the loneliest campaign ever.
And here is a shot of President Trump’s Michigan rally yesterday:
Listen, I remember vividly every Presidential election from 1980. I even somewhat remember 1976, but I was only 13 so it isn’t as if I was engaged. And in all that time, I have never seen a presidential campaign so devoid of energy, excitement, or, hey, people.
Is Joe even aware that he is running the loneliest campaign ever?
Is he even aware he’s running?!
I mean how much self-awareness does Joe possess at this point? Does he look out into the void in front of his podium and think, “Say, where is everybody?!” How on earth does his campaign explain the utter lack of supporters?
At this point, I’m thinking they’ve thoroughly terrified Joe over the Wuhan virus just so they can use it as the excuse to hide from him the fact that his is the loneliest campaign ever and it is generating zero enthusiasm.
Hillary was a lousy candidate no doubt, but even she could cobble together a couple hundred people.
Not only that, they were singing hymns of praise for the Chardonnay-swilling old battle axe.
Don’t believe me?
Well, here you go.
[aaaaand, I’m sorry]
Nobody’s inspired enough to write hymns of praise to old Joe.
Hell, I doubt Joe Biden could even inspire a dirty limerick.
Though at this point, I think it would be fitting for someone to do a rewrite of “One is the Loneliest Number.”
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