The Office of “What He Meant to Say”

The Office of “What He Meant to Say”

The White House Office of “What He Meant to Say” must be the busiest office in the Biden White House.

Every time that broken-down old codger speaks in public, the Office of “What He Meant to Say” is placed on stand-by waiting to rush in like janitors to mop up the messes old Joe makes every time he opens his mouth.

This has been the case since Joe was sworn in.

But right now, with Europe on the brink of World War Three, Joe’s reckless ad-libs have become a threat to national security.

A month before Russia invaded Ukraine, Joe landed himself in it by saying in a January 19 press conference:

“And so, I think what you’re going to see is that Russia will be held accountable if it invades.  And it depends on what it does. It’s one thing if it’s a minor incursion and then we end up having a fight about what to do and not do, et cetera.”

The Office of “What He Meant to Say” leaped into action, explaining what Biden meant to say by his “minor incursion” remark, clarifying that any move into Ukraine would be met with “a swift, severe, and united response.”

And while that “minor incursion” blunder was bad, it’s nothing compared to the series of blunders he made this past week in Europe.

In the course of just two days, Joe made three highly volatile comments that had to be “clarified” by the janitors from the Office of “What He Meant to Say.”

During his press conference in Brussels on Thursday, ABC News White House correspondent Cecilia Vega asked the president if Russia using chemical weapons in Ukraine would “trigger a military response from NATO.”

The reckless dope said, “It would re–  . . . it would trigger a response in kind.”

“In kind.”

Ah, so if Russia uses chemical weapons, the US and NATO would respond . . . by using chemical weapons? That’s what “in kind” means.

On Friday, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan was deployed to explain what Biden meant to say.

Sullivan told reporters that the US has “no intention of using chemical weapons.” What Biden meant to say, Sullivan explained, was “we’ll respond accordingly” and “Russia would pay a severe price.”

Then why in Lucifer’s reach did that hapless fucker say we would respond “in kind?”

Then on Friday, old Joe met with members of the 82nd Airborne deployed in Poland where he proceeded to tell them what they would see in Ukraine when they are there.

Immediately, the clean-up crew from the Office of “What He Meant to Say” sprang into action, explaining:

“The president has been clear; we are not sending US troops to Ukraine and there is no change in that position.”

“The president has been clear.” Hilarious, isn’t it? If the president was so clear, why does the White House have to constantly release statements contradicting what the president said?

Then last night, Joe delivered a speech in Warsaw that the slobbering nitwits in the media are laughably comparing to Reagan’s “Tear down this wall” speech.

And in closing his speech, old Joe went off script and said:

Now, we’ve been told repeatedly that the Biden administration is not pursuing “regime change” in Russia, and for good reason. It is undeniable that pursuing regime change in Russia would so dramatically raise the stakes in this conflict, it would put NATO and the US on a collision course with a nuclear power.

So to have President Blundermouth declaring that Vladimir Putin cannot remain in power isn’t just a harmless gaffe. It could lead to global catastrophe.

The Office of “What He Meant to Say” snapped into action even before the crowds in Warsaw had dispersed, releasing a statement saying:

“The President’s point was that Putin cannot be allowed to exercise power over his neighbors or the region. He was not discussing Putin’s power in Russia, or regime change.”

That is patently absurd.

But you have to understand. That statement was directed, not just to the media but to Vladimir Putin. It was intended to let Putin know that the words of the President of the United States do not reflect the position of the United States.

Exactly one month before the Russian invasion, I worried that this senile, bungling clown’s reckless remarks could drag us into war. Now I’m beginning to suspect that the people in the White House are worried about that too.

Joe Biden’s mouth is a threat to national security.

Every single time this man speaks, he brings us a step closer to war with Russia. And at some point the “What he meant to say” statements from his handlers will be too little too late.

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9 thoughts on “The Office of “What He Meant to Say”

  • March 27, 2022 at 10:10 am

    And in the mean time, China’s leaders rub their hands together with glee (though not as strangely as Nancy Pelosi does).

  • March 27, 2022 at 12:46 pm

    You forgot to mention when he called The Declaration Of Independence ‘corny’.

    • March 27, 2022 at 12:49 pm

      “Forgot” is probably the wrong way of putting it.

      “Didn’t mention because it is irrelevant to the column I’m writing” is probably more accurate.

  • March 27, 2022 at 3:07 pm

    We’re so close to global nuclear war that I can almost taste the Strontium-90 in the air. This certifiably senile Depends-filler is going to Mr. Magoo us right into a friendly little ICBM exchange with the cagey KGB killer. The MIC is so intent on lighting the fuse on the global powder-keg, I’m afraid no amount of spin from the panicked White House handlers will be able to stop, or even slow, our headlong rush to oblivion. From the network footage shown nightly (it can’t all be faked), it appears either Russia’s missiles are horribly inaccurate, or they are mostly hitting civilian targets by choice. With expansion into the west of Ukraine, it is almost inevitable that some ordinance will find its way across the border into Poland, where war-path Joe just stationed a bunch more American troops. What then? Sounds like it’s time to stock up on iodine pills, food, and gasoline (if you can afford them), and quickly build a Faraday cage for your home generator.

  • March 28, 2022 at 12:56 am

    How long before he will say, it’s one thing if it’s a minor weapon of mass destruction


  • March 28, 2022 at 12:31 pm

    Perhaps the numbskull is re-playing the “fire the investigator or you’re not getting the money “ tactic

  • March 28, 2022 at 9:13 pm

    “For God’s sake, this man cannot remain in power.” Are we sure Biden wasn’t taking about himself?

    I remember during the Vietnam War, that we had many, many cases of “What the General meant to say.”

  • March 29, 2022 at 3:01 pm

    We can only trust and hope that Putin fully realizes Biden is NOT playing with a full deck and doesn’t take anything he says seriously. Hopefully, Putin understands how a person with dementia / Alzheimer’s can say things that are ‘only’ in their head. Biden’s sense of reality is only his own.

    I assisted in the welfare of a dear friend of mine for over two years, who had dementia / Alzheimer’s. When visiting her in an assisted living facility weekly, she would always tell me that her mother (who died in 91) was coming to pick her up at the bus stop. Every time I visited, she always wanted me to take her to the bus stop so she could meet her mother. Wrongfully, I used to tell her, her mother died. That was the wrong thing to tell her, for she would ‘relive’ that in her own head. What I learned to do was; when she would ask me to take her to the bus stop, I would look at her, take her hand and said; “okay…come one, lets go”. She would take my arm and we would walk down the hallway of the facility like we were going to the bus stop. Within two minutes, she would forget where we were going and she would move on to another reality in her mind. Like Biden, she would consistently make statements that made no sense at all. It’s not easy to converse with someone with dementia.

    This is where Biden is…in his own world. And those he is surrounded by, especially his wife, are doing it all wrong. They continue to enable him to believe he’s living in the real world, when he’s not. And THAT makes him a very dangerous person who is supposed to be leading our country. Of course, we all know he’s not leading anything, he’s only got strings attached.

    Sorry for the dissertation…just stating what I see and understand from experience.

  • March 30, 2022 at 9:45 am

    I can’t understand why people think Biden would be calling for a regime change. I mean, it’s not as if the United States has a long history of creating chaos and installing puppet governments or anything….

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