Whelp. So much for vetoing the crap-pile Omnibus Spending Bill. Just a short time ago, President Trump signed it into law.
But you’re on notice, Congress. Next Time look out!
That’s right. Next Time you come up with a crap-pile, President Trump is putting a line in the sand. Next Time that bill won’t get signed!
Of course by then we’ll be another trillion dollars in debt because he already signed this crap-pile.
But be warned! Next Time you won’t get away with it!!
I’m sure Nancy and Chuck are in a nervous sweat over that.
No! Just kidding! They’re laughing all the way to the midterms.
Hell, they don’t even need to win the midterms. Chuck and Nancy are already in charge of Congress.
Ah, yes. That old “Next Time” strategy is something we conservatives are very familiar with. After all, it is a variation of the old “Just give us” song Republicans have been singing for years.
Just give us the House.
Oh, and now just give us the Senate.
But wait! Just give us the White House.
And Next Time, boy will we do you proud!
I’m sorry, Mr. President. But voicing just how disgusted you are with this bill as you put your name on it just isn’t a very powerful statement.
This omnibus bill just spanked the “forgotten men and women” who rallied behind you and put you into office.
And as we get spanked, your response is, “Believe me. This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
Um. No. It doesn’t.
You’re not the one with knife sticking in your back.
Actually, I guess I should make that “knives.”
The first knife in the back we expected. After all, we’re used to Ryan and McConnell sticking it to us.
But now we just had our President plunge a second one in — all the way up to the hilt.
Now maybe there’s something I’m not seeing here.
Maybe this is some clever 4-D Chess mastery.
But from where I’m standing – here with two knives sticking out of my back – this pretty much looks like a cave.
The Democrats and the spineless pricks in the Republican leadership held the country hostage. And you just paid the big, fat juicy ransom using our money.
You’ve given them absolutely no reason to believe that Next Time you’ll do anything differently.
And why should they fear Next Time?
When Next Time comes, they’ll concoct another two thousand page bill that gives you a teeny tiny victory on page 789, while the remainder of the 2000+ pages will be loaded up with lard. And they’ll dare you not to sign it — knowing that you will sign it just to get that thing on page 789.
The time to draw the line in the sand isn’t Next Time, Mr. President.
No. The time to draw the line in the sand was at one o’clock today when you still could have vetoed that crap-pile.
And it didn’t happen.
To say I’m angry with you right now is probably an understatement.
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