The only way I’d kiss Kamala is with a mask on

A brief video made the rounds on social media yesterday showing “First Gentleman” Doug Emhoff kiss Kamala Harris when both of them are masked.

The Biden Administration’s mask theater has officially reached Ludicrous Speed.

Say, remember that scene in Naked Gun when Leslie Nielsen and Pricilla Presley have “safe sex” in full-body condoms?

The only way I’d kiss Kamala is with a mask on


Sure, kissing each other with masks on looks really silly.

But this is Kamala Harris we’re talking about. Fact is, the only way you could get me to kiss Kamala is with a mask on.

Or wearing a full-body condom for that matter.

I know where that mouth has been.

I’d no sooner kiss Kamala maskless than I would lick a toilet seat.

Listen, this is just as much a gross topic for me as it is for you.

But let’s be honest here. I doubt very much that home alone Mr. Kamala is wearing a mask when he smooches with the Missus. So why kiss Kamala in a mask when you’re both vaccinated and outside?

If this is the Biden Administration’s idea of “mask messaging,” no wonder they’re having such a hard time getting people to stay masked.

It would be better just to threaten us with “Wear a mask or we’ll make you kiss Kamala Harris.”

Most people aren’t as stupid as the Biden Team thinks. We know it’s all theater.

When Joe and Jill go maskless while inside the Carter home only to slip their masks back on when they step outside to meet the press, we know it’s theater.

And believe me; watching Doug kiss Kamala when both of them are masked and vaccinated doesn’t send the message they think it does.

We know it’s theater.

And at this point, it’s become theater of the absurd.

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13 thoughts on “The only way I’d kiss Kamala is with a mask on

  • May 6, 2021 at 9:06 am

    I cannot help but think Mr. Kamala is made from the same mold as Tom Willis from “The Jeffersons”. Does that make me a bad person?

  • May 6, 2021 at 9:22 am

    I’ll bet the first time he did that she said: “I want the money first.”

  • May 6, 2021 at 9:56 am

    Kissing the cackling hyena, under ANY circumstances, gives me the Willies.

    • May 6, 2021 at 9:52 pm

      Well played!

  • May 6, 2021 at 10:59 am

    My question for the Cackling Hyena is why did she even marry a white guy if “WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE RACISTS NAZIS” according to her?

    • May 6, 2021 at 11:09 am

      I’m thinking “crazy expensive home in a tony Bay Area neighborhood” has a lot to do with it.

    • May 6, 2021 at 12:14 pm

      And my question is why did he marry her? “Go ugly early” is the only answer I can believe. Here’s hoping he’s smart enough to move from the Bay Area to the Border Area so she’ll never come home again.

  • May 6, 2021 at 12:51 pm

    Can’t help but remember the old line, “two bagger”. One for her and one for me in case hers comes off.

    • May 6, 2021 at 6:58 pm


      Have not heard that in 60 years! I never did understand what it meant. I am as pure as I am old!

  • May 6, 2021 at 11:25 pm

    A guy came into my store and bought a package of condoms.
    After he paid for them I asked if he wanted a bag.
    “No,” he replied, “she’s not that ugly.”

  • May 7, 2021 at 5:40 am

    Everyone knows where that mouth has been, even her husband. He’s hoping the mask will stop one of Willie Brown’s exotic San Francisco STDs.

  • May 7, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    A tune about where her mouth has been

    I know a pol named Frisco Willie
    He kept a mattress and humped her silly
    He could poke and stroke and pop wazoo
    And get some crazy Kam JIve too

    Kam JIve, Kam Jive
    Kam Jive
    Doin that crazy Kam Jive

  • May 8, 2021 at 7:59 am

    just a couple of maskholes

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