The Post-Coital Ecstasy of the Media

Did you catch any of the media reactions to Kamala’s first campaign speech as Joe’s running mate?  If you did, I hope you sent your kids from the room first. It was less political analysis and much more post-coital ecstasy.

I saw a few clips on Twitter and the get-a-roominess of it was nothing short of unseemly.

This Supercut from the Media Research Center kinda sums it up:

Now, to be fair, the media’s post-coital ecstasy over Kamala hasn’t reached Obama-levels … yet. But it’s already off to a galloping start.  I’m sure by the time Kamala gives her convention speech CNN and MSNBC will be glassy-eyed, sweaty and cooing with satisfied delight.

But this isn’t 2008.  And after years of watching their breathless fan-girling and performative orgasmic pleasure over even the most mundane and ugly of Democrat politicians (like Adam Schiff, Hillary Clinton and Andrew Cuomo), Americans are getting wise.  We know this silly display of post-coital ecstasy over Kamala Harris is as fake as Meg Ryan in “When Harry Met Sally.”

The Post-Coital Ecstasy of the Media

If Kamala Harris is really a skilled political Lothario, she wouldn’t have dropped out before a single primary vote was cast.

Instead, she was such a flaccid disappointment, she prematurely ejected from the race in early December.

Kamala Harris is cruel, heartless, and as fake as the media’s post-coital ecstasy over her.

The media is trying way too hard to convince voters that this phony, calculating, resume-packing political opportunist is something she isn’t.

Sure, their quivering delight over their matinee idol Barack worked like a charm in 2008.

But, see, that’s the problem in a nutshell.

They built Barack Obama up to be something he ultimately didn’t come close to matching.

Americans got sold a bill of goods.

And, as the old saying goes, “Fool me once …”

Rather than come to terms with the fact that the media blew their wad in 2008 and completely eroded the trust of Americans, they’re going to push Kamala in exactly the same way.

But the fact is, this particular post-coital ecstasy wasn’t for our benefit. Instead, all this gushing and delight had an audience of one – namely Donald Trump.

Like a scorned lover bragging about her rebound guy’s sexual prowess in earshot of her ex, the media is desperate to make Trump seethe with jealousy.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s going to work.

Kamala isn’t the first person to get this level of post-coital ecstasy from these guys since Trump was elected.

There was James Comey, Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, and, let’s not forget their embarrassing behavior with Michael Avenatti.

None of their revenge f**ks had the desired effect – mostly because Trump has so little respect for these vindictive little fools.

But don’t expect them to dial it back now.

The get-a-roominess after yesterday’s campaign appearance is just the beginning.

It will get worse.

They know there is virtually no voter enthusiasm for the Biden candidacy.  And by golly, they’re going to create enthusiasm like blood from a stone if it’s the last thing they do. Even if they have to feign orgasmic delight over a loathsome, unimpressive phony like Kamala Harris.

But like everything the media does, once again they will push too hard and too far.

Voters by and large are not nearly as stupid and gullible as these Kamala Fan-Girls in the news media think.  And as much as they like to believe they are the ones getting under Trump’s skin, the reality is, the thin-skinned, easily rattled ones here are the idiots in the news media.

And they’re making fools of themselves … again.

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8 thoughts on “The Post-Coital Ecstasy of the Media

  • August 13, 2020 at 9:06 am
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    Kamala and her VP pick Biden can’t run on their records. They are going to ignore the issues. Expect the wagons to circle around Kamala and Biden to vanish because they all know she is the real Presidential candidate.

  • August 13, 2020 at 11:25 am
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    She is an even emptier suit than Obama but I’m sure that when CNN cut to commercial, all their “analysts” leaned back, lit a cigarette and took a deep drag.

  • August 13, 2020 at 12:14 pm
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    Wait…. did anyone else notice that Nia-Malika Henderson from that CNN clip above ALSO said Comma-la Harris? Why no outrage?

    [Because “COMMA-la” is how it’s supposed to be pronounced. “Ka-MAH-la” is the one that sends them into fits of fury. – Dianny (not Dee-ahnny)]

  • August 13, 2020 at 3:24 pm
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    I don’t want what she’s having.

  • August 13, 2020 at 7:58 pm
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    The ‘get-a-roominess’ of it… Great phrase. However…. the media ARE – not IS. Or has that battle been lost?

    • August 13, 2020 at 9:00 pm
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      “The modern interpretation is that media is now a collective singular, similar to ‘team’, ‘group’ etc. Therefore the singular use of ‘the media is’ and ‘the media listens’ is perfectly acceptable.”

      So, yeah the battle is over.

  • August 13, 2020 at 8:04 pm
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    Hobama….

  • August 13, 2020 at 11:45 pm
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    You can’t pull that ‘collective singular’ crap in England. But we aren’t in England, is us? I haven’t seen a single ‘modern interpretation’ with which I’m comfortable. West Side Story or Romeo and Juliet? Well, there it is. Alas, I am fortune’s fool!

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