The Ron Jeremy of Wuhan Panic Porn

This morning my brother and I were discussing the media’s attempt to keep the Wuhan Panic Porn coming.

My brother texted me saying:

“After hearing about Deace’s book, reading your review, and listening to other reviews, each time I see Fauci now, he seems to have an air of desperation in his voice. Maybe it’s just wishful thinking, but i think he knows his time is short.”

To which I replied:

“It would be over if not for the news media. They have extended his sell-by date by a year. Panic porn makes good ratings. And Fauci is their Ron Jeremy.”

The Ron Jeremy of Wuhan Panic Porn

Yeah. Sorry about that. I think that’s more horrifying than my Photoshop of Jill Biden as a septuagenarian Cindy Lauper. But I can’t be the only person haunted by the mental picture of Fauci as Ron Jeremy.

Anyroad.

A month ago when Texas lifted all COVID restrictions, Wuhan Panic Porn Star Ron Jeremy Fauci predicted a massive catastrophic surge in cases would quickly follow on its heels.

Yeah. The surge never came.

In fact, cases in Texas have been steadily declining since.

But the media can’t give up on its Wuhan Panic Porn. After all, panic porn is ratings gold. And the Ron Jeremy of Wuhan Panic Porn sure as hell isn’t going to give up his superstardom.

So once again, Fauci was on TV yesterday offering up gloom and doom and dire predictions if Americans do not keep living in terror. Naturally he cited the crowd that turned up to watch the Texas Rangers’ opening game.

COVID is the best thing that ever happened to this pocket-sized panic porn star.

I mean what would you rather do with your time? Stand on a street corner wearing a “The End is Nigh” sandwich board or be the star of the Garbage Media’s Panic Porn? I’m guessing you’d choose the one with the larger audience too. After all, Julia Roberts won’t be handing out honors to the sandwich board guy, will she?

And while I hold Anthony Fauci personally responsible for much of the self-inflicted damage done to this country over the last year, the media deserves more than their fair share of the blame as well.

Fauci didn’t become the Ron Jeremy of Wuhan Panic Porn all on his own. It was the media that made him a star.

If it hadn’t been for the news media peddling non-stop Wuhan panic porn for thirteen months, Fauci would still be an unknown bureaucratic cog in a lab coat.

In my review of Faucian Bargain, I included a brief quote from whistleblower “Veritas” who hit the nail on the head:

Fauci feeds off the media, and the media feeds off of Fauci. Both of them are clinging to each other to make both of them more relevant.

Neither the media nor Fauci want the panic to subside. So long as they have an audience for the panic porn they peddle, they’ll just keep cranking it out. It’s making them rich and turning this lifetime government pencil-pusher into a panic porn star.

The country returning to normal would destroy the lucrative gig they have going.

And that’s the last thing these peddlers of porn want happening.

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5 thoughts on “The Ron Jeremy of Wuhan Panic Porn

  • April 7, 2021 at 12:40 pm
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    The reason he’s so “beloved” by the media are his love letters to Clinton. If any republican, with the exact same cred as him, was saying the exact same things, they would be ignored or chided.

    • April 7, 2021 at 1:13 pm
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      I think you’re assigning too much influence to something small and inconsequential. That’s as likely as “Joe Biden fell on the steps because of a light breeze.” There are far more obvious reasons Fauci got elevated. No need to point to a single friggin’ email released by Wikileaks.

  • April 7, 2021 at 3:22 pm
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    Students of taxonomy understand that while their “acting” styles may be similar, Ron Jeremy keys out as a pig, and Fauxci is more properly classified as a weasel. Both of them fail to reach any standard which would place them in the Homo sapiens slot.

  • April 7, 2021 at 7:06 pm
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    Fauci might afraid that if he doesn’t keep spewing panic porn, they might actually send him to the Hague for Crimes against Humanity. He paid for this bug.

    I mean believing anything from him is like buying a fire extinguisher from the guy who sold the gas and matchs to the arsonist who burned your house down.

  • April 7, 2021 at 8:40 pm
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    Fauci The Hedgehog.

    Nope. Can’t imagine such a thing.

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