The Sacrifice of Saint Fauci

The Sacrifice of Saint Fauci

In honor of the “sacrifice” he’s made to keep us “healthy and safe,” DC Mayor Muriel Bowser has proclaimed today Dr. Anthony S. Fauci Day. Just so you know, the S. stands for Saint. So it’s actually Dr. Anthony Saint Fauci Day, but since Muriel plans to paint it on a street, she shortened it to save on labor.

Okay, I don’t know if that last part is true. She probably isn’t planning to paint it on a street since Saint Fauci is white.

But the part about today being Dr. Anthony S. Fauci Day is true.

In announcing this bit of sycophantic blather, Muriel tweeted:

“In honor of Dr. Fauci’s 80th birthday tomorrow, I proclaim Thursday December 24, 2020, ‘Dr. Anthony S. Fauci Day’ in Washington, DC.

“We are incredibly proud to count Dr. Fauci among the many DC residents who are sacrificing so much to keep our communities healthy and safe.”

Yes, Saint Fauci has sacrificed so much, hasn’t he?

He sacrificed the drudgery of near-anonymity to become a media superstar.

He appeared on cable news almost nightly with anchors treating his every word as Gospel – such a sacrifice.

He was invited to throw out the first pitch at a ball game then had the privilege of watching the game in person — which is a tremendous sacrifice because nobody else in America was allowed to sit in the stands and watch a ball game in person.

And don’t even get me started on the selfless sacrifice of sitting for photoshoots so he could grace the covers of magazines.

Nobody knows the troubles he’s seen.

Yes, sir, my friends. Saint Fauci has had to sacrifice so much to keep our communities healthy and safe. He’s a regular Martyr – a modern-day Thomas More.

Sure, you saw your business go bankrupt and your employees lose their jobs. But that’s not sacrifice. You don’t know sacrifice — not the way Saint Fauci does!

And don’t you whine to me about not being able to pay your bills, you big babies! You haven’t sacrificed a thing to keep our communities healthy and safe – not like Saint Fauci has!

We don’t know how good we have it having this towering example of martyrdom among us. We are tremendously blessed that someone as selfless as Saint Fauci is sacrificing so much for us. And if you don’t recognize that, why, you’re just a selfish grandma-killer!

Andrew Cuomo, James Comey, Joe Biden, and now Saint Fauci –in America in 2020, those who do untold damage to this country get honors and awards while those who make this country great and kept our economy roaring get $600.

Are you feeling like a chump yet?

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11 thoughts on “The Sacrifice of Saint Fauci

  • December 24, 2020 at 10:09 am
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    One of the first things I found out about this charlatan was that he was a close friend of the Hildabeast. The Clinton’s won’t have anything to do with honest people. Never have, never will.

  • December 24, 2020 at 10:54 am
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    Fauci on the same level as St. Teresa???????? I think Not!!!!

    What exactly did Fauci do? How many people did he save with his personal efforts?

    Other than spouting mostly babble with occasional medically accepted sound ideas thrown in he has done little to help with coping with the Covid epidemic. More often than not, he selectively chose to be diametrically opposite of the administration and I am quite sure as a life long member of the deep state this was a tactical maneuver on his part.

    Fauci did not do any lab work or research. He did not treat any patients. He did nothing that would require a medical degree.

    Fauci is a bureaucrat. Not a healer or a scientist. He is a paper pusher like all the rest of his ilk in the deep state. He was and is more concerned about his budgetary allotment for next year than he is about actual science. He is concerned about his department’s policy positions than his own integrity. He is in effect a mouthpiece for the ruling democrat class and as such is no more personally responsible for anything than a white person is for what happened 400 years ago. If Fauci is deserving of sainthood then we whites are deserving of forgiveness without any guilt whatsoever.

  • December 24, 2020 at 10:55 am
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    I threw up in my mouth when Fauci said he had personally vaccinated Santa Clause. The gall! The lack of self-awareness coupled with unbridled ego. I don’t have enough middle fingers for such a complete douche.

  • December 24, 2020 at 11:07 am
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    Dante and Fauci enter hell and explore its nine circles, observing the punishments suffered by the various categories of sinners. At the bottom of the Ninth Circle, Dante and Fauci encounter Lucifer. Lucifer looks to Fauci and says “Well done!”

  • December 24, 2020 at 1:12 pm
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    As an Irish Catholic kid i find that Pic of Faucie ,disturbing

  • December 24, 2020 at 1:20 pm
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    I spotted him as a fraud the first time I saw him. Working for the government for almost half a century? Yep, he must be a really good “doctor”. Sort of a Barney Fife/Napoleon composite.

  • December 24, 2020 at 2:03 pm
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    I keep thinking that at some point we’ll reach a tipping point. They keep lauding honors and praises on complete charlatans and mountebanks. I hope at some point the moronometer (see Zippy the pin head) will completely overload and explode. My favorite dream is where Messirs Cuomo, Wolf, Whitmer, Birx, Fauci the Fraudster, and of course Joey Fingers get their just rewards. How long O Lord must the wicked prosper?

  • December 24, 2020 at 8:23 pm
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    I dream of 20-30 out of the blue lightning strikes. If He needs any assistance, I have a list…
    Merry CHRISTmas
    God bless our President.

  • December 24, 2020 at 11:52 pm
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    Fauci is a lying Globalist quack.

  • December 25, 2020 at 5:09 pm
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    The more accurate profile would be to say that Doc has retired from the Seven Dwarfs and his replacement is the dwarf named “Fauci”.

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