The Science King Says “Je suis scientifique!”

The Science King Says “Je suis scientifique!”

You know, last year I did a ‘shop image of Anthony Fauci as Napoleon. Looks like I picked the wrong French leader. Turns out, Fauci is more like Louis XIV, the Sun King himself. Or, in Tony’s case, the Science King.

Where the Sun King declared “Je suis l’état!”

The Science King declares, “Je suis scientifique!”

Twice over the last several days, the Science King has claimed that any attack on him is, in reality, an attack on Science.

No. I’m not joking. I mentioned the first “Je suis scientifique!” moment in a post on Saturday. Fauci went on Rachel Maddow’s show at the end of last week where he told Rachel that the attacks he’s facing over the release of his emails are “really very much an attack on science.”

And yesterday he did it — again on MSNBC — in an interview with Chuck Todd.

“You’re really attacking not only Dr. Anthony Fauci, you’re attacking science.”

Or, as they say in the original French, “Je suis scientifique!”

Go shit in the ocean, Tony. What an unbelievable megalomaniac this wee little elf is.

How can someone so tiny manage to stay upright when he’s carrying around such an over-bloated head?

How long before Tony claims that attacks on him are an attack on the fundamental building blocks of our universe?

Last night on Twitter, Senator Tom Cotton called out the Science King tweeting, “This ego is remarkable considering Fauci has been wrong on nearly everything. He should be fired.”

John Gabriel retweeted the video and borrowed a verse from the first chapter of the Gospel of John tweeting, “And the Science became flesh, and dwelt among us.”

Look, we always knew the Science King had a bit of a god complex. Why do you think I ‘shopped him as Napoleon?

But this “Je suis scientifique!” defense is kinda creepy.

And while most sane people marvel at this level of megalomaniacal posturing, I have no doubt the media (and the White House) will eat it up with a spoon.

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5 thoughts on “The Science King Says “Je suis scientifique!”

  • June 10, 2021 at 5:47 pm

    Don’t forget the “Emperor’s New Clothes.

  • June 10, 2021 at 7:21 pm

    Little Lord Fauntleroy’s knickers are in a twist. Gee, what a shame….

  • June 10, 2021 at 7:49 pm

    All the pressure from that outsized ego crammed into that extra small cranium makes me think wistfully of the Scanners “head exploding” scene. A guy can dream, can’t he?

  • June 10, 2021 at 10:44 pm

    Remember that old joke about the difference between doctors and God?

    God doesn’t think he’s a doctor.

  • June 11, 2021 at 12:03 pm

    Fauci reminds me of a chemistry professor my husband had in college. He loved to scare the freshmen engineering students to death and was quite pompous. The first day of class he announced “I am Mark G. Rockley. The ‘G’ stands for God.” He then told the students to look at the students on either side of them, telling them that by mid-semester 2 of every 3 students would no longer be in the class. He was right. My husband was one of the ones who held out and passed. The egos of some people do approach God-like proportions, at least in their small minds.

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