And you all thought making impressionable school children sing praises to Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Barack Hussein Obama was bad.

A gaggle of nitwit dames decided to rewrite a classic Christian spiritual “Woke up this morning with my mind set on Jesus” to “Woke up this morning with my mind set on Hillary.”

Don’t believe me?

Here is the Sisterhood of the Perpetual Cankles singing their devotion to their Granny Savior, the former Miss Rodham:

“Hallelu, hallelu, hallelujah!”

Honestly. There are stories that are so, well, insane, you don’t know whether to laugh or cry or suck a tailpipe.

This is one of them.

Hey, they may boo God at their Convention, but that doesn’t mean Liberals won’t deify someone else.

Our Lady of the Pending Indictments is clearly the patron saint of all disaffected, whiny, brain-dead bints. Who are we to stand in the way of their ability to worship at the broadening cankles of their Holy Crone?

One more time, ladies!!!

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