Finally, Pocahasbeen has reached the end of her Trail of Tears.
Liz Warren peeked her head out of whatever hole she’s been hiding in since Tuesday night to let her people know she’s dropping out later this afternoon.
Personally, I don’t know if it was Pocahasbeen’s Trail of Tears or our Trail of Tears. Heaven knows her campaign has been torture for us. So much cringe crammed in to one candidate.
Come to think of it, if we also were on a Trail of Tears, ours was made from tears of laughter.
But it doesn’t matter. All that matters is it’s finally, mercifully over.
After her announcement speech later today from her campaign headquarters, the 2020 race will finally be rid of her shrill, strident voice.
And while Pocahasbeen’s Trail of Tears has ended, her devoted fans of bitter Hillary voters and cul-de-sac busybodies are starting down a tearful trail of their own.
All that’s left is finding out which half of her fan base she’ll piss off with her inevitable endorsement.
Is it wrong that I’ve never been so happy about a candidate dropping out?
I thought Kamala leaving the race filled me with glee.
But that pales in comparison to how I feel right now.
So crack open a cold beer and enjoy!
Hardly surprising, but Warren just finished up her press conference and she did not endorse anyone. Like I said, she’s the John Kasich of 2020.
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