The Troll from Utah

The Troll from Utah

Mitt Romney is a Troll – an anonymous Twitter troll who set up a second Twitter account under the nom de twitter Pierre Delecto.

Pierre Delecto. Hey, it could’ve been worse. He could’ve used Carlos Danger.

Romney decided to set up this alter ego so he could anonymously defend himself on social media while retweeting all the people who defend him by attacking his critics.


The man of integrity — that stalwart defender of principles who stands up and faces down his adversaries – is really just an anonymous Twitter troll.

I’m thinking his actual alter ego is Mitt Romney — the guy who just pretends to be so strong, principled and tough.

Pierre Delecto is the true face of the Troll from Utah.

By way of Massachusetts.

There are so few stories that make me laugh until I snort.

But this was one of them.

Of course once the Pierre Delecto persona was revealed and folks started combing through his timeline, brave fighter and tough stander-on-principles Mitt Romney set the account private so nobody but his followers can see his tweets.


Naturally conservative Twitter is having a field day with this.  And, really?  Who can blame them?

I myself will be Charlotte Diptheria.

It really is amazing that President Trump’s staunchest enemies always end up shooting themselves in the foot, isn’t it?

Here’s this milquetoast member of the Never Trump caucus who sanctimoniously scolds President Trump for his use of Twitter.

And in reality, he’s just a foolish little prat who secretly set up a Twitter account to act as a Romney-fluffing troll.

You have to admit, there’s a level of Schadenfreude here.

At least President Trump has the balls to put his name to every single tweet.

The Troll from Utah was too much of a coward to do the same.

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14 thoughts on “The Troll from Utah

  • October 21, 2019 at 9:52 am

    I’m Fabio Doorstopper.

    • October 21, 2019 at 9:54 am

      Oooh! I like that one!

  • October 21, 2019 at 10:25 am

    Trump should refer to him as Pierre Delecto at every opportunity. Make it stick and make it burn.

  • October 21, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Y’all act accordingly.

  • October 21, 2019 at 10:37 am

    Rudolph Dropsonde

  • October 21, 2019 at 10:56 am

    Fester D’Addams

  • October 21, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Dirk Diggler

  • October 21, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Eww gross….If Pierre = Peter, and Delecto = delicious…does Mittens consider himself a Delicious dick?

    • October 21, 2019 at 12:40 pm

      Well, he’s half right!

  • October 21, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Claus Deficile

  • October 21, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Fanny DuWrong

  • October 21, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    How about just Willard the Rat?

    Levin absolutely skewered him tonight.

  • October 22, 2019 at 9:18 am

    Poupon D’Jean.

  • October 23, 2019 at 8:46 am

    I heard a great description of President Trump’s tweets.
    The media is a room full of cats.
    Trump’s tweets are a lazer pointer.
    By the time the cats get after the pointer in one corner, Trump is changing the direction and location of the pointer. He is driving the media cats crazy.

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