The Twizard of Fraud

The Twizard of Fraud

In my post “The Media Simulation,” I wrote: “The frantic ‘Pay no attention to the fraud behind the curtain; Biden is the winner’ narrative makes me wonder if the media doth protest too much.” And those frantic protestations are doubly obvious on Twitter. Every single tweet that references voter fraud is getting slapped with a frantic warning label from what I’ll call the Twizard of Fraud.

Just check out President Trump’s twitter feed. Twitter’s “Pay no attention to the fraud behind the curtain” is all over his tweets. And let’s just say it stinks of panic.

You can almost see the flop-sweat pouring off Jack Dorsey every time someone presents evidence of voter fraud.

Even when someone tweets out screen shots of signed affidavits alleging voter fraud, the Twizard of Fraud quickly adds its panic-stricken caveats that “mail-in voting is safe and secure, this claim about election fraud is disputed, and pay no attention to the fraud behind the curtain!!!!!!”

But don’t worry folks. Twitter isn’t a publisher.

Meanwhile, the brain-addled old coot who has not officially won the election is able to tweet endlessly about what he’s going to do on January 20th, and the Twizard of Fraud doesn’t slap him with a “Official sources may not have called the race when this was tweeted.”

Just for the record, the race has not been officially called for either Trump or Biden.

As it stands right now, Joe Biden has 259 electors and President Trump has 217. Given that there’s a recount in Wisconsin and lawsuits in Michigan, Biden just might lose some of those 259 electors before this is done.

So why is it Biden is allowed to prattle on about being “President-Elect” without a single warning label from Twizard of Fraud?

Well, we know why.

Twitter is part of the simulation. It is part of the Big Lie that Biden “won” and Trump lost and there is no voter fraud, so pay no attention to the back-dated ballots, the sworn affidavits, the lawsuits or all those dead voters in Michigan. The Twizard of Fraud declares them all “disputed.”

And who’s “disputing” them?

Well, the Twizard of Fraud and the Democrat handmaids in the media who have spent the last four years trying to shove President Trump out of office. Yeah, we can totally trust their “expert” opinions.

They hope you don’t notice that the goalposts keep shifting. First we were told “there is no evidence of fraud.”

Now the claim has changed…

As with the polling prior to the election, the objective of this coordinated effort to declare the election over and fraud “disputed” is an attempt to dispirit you to the point where you simply give up looking.

The Twizard of Fraud, the Democrats, and the garbage news media are fully aware that election fraud, irregularities and chicanery tilted swing states away from Trump and toward Biden.

They aren’t “disputing” fraud so much as they are attempting a cover-up.

As I said the other day, they’re not upset about about these reports of fraud because they think there is no fraud; they’re upset because the last thing they want is for us to get a peek behind the curtain.

This is why we cannot concede.

Conversely, this is exactly why they demand we do concede. Because the sooner we concede, the more likely it is the fraud remains hidden.

It’s why that idiot CNN skirt Brianna Keilar attempted to shame Senate Republicans into offering congratulations to “President-Elect Biden” despite the fact that there is no “President-Elect Biden” to offer congratulations to.

Shapiro Tweet - Twizard of Fraud

And there may never be a “President-Elect Biden” if even half the reports from Pennsylvania are true.

According to the Epoch Times:

More than 20,000 absentee ballots in Pennsylvania have impossible return dates and another more than 80,000 have return dates that raise questions, according to a researcher’s analysis of the state’s voter database.

Over 51,000 ballots were marked as returned just a day after they were sent out—an extraordinary speed, given U.S. Postal Service (USPS) delivery times, while nearly 35,000 were returned on the same day they were mailed out. Another more than 23,000 have a return date earlier than the sent date. More than 9,000 have no sent date. [Emphasis Dianny’s]

But pay no attention to the fraud behind the curtain, y’all! The Twizard of Fraud says it’s “disputed.”

Biden’s alleged “victory” stinks to high heaven.

Which may explain why the Twizard of Fraud and the garbage news media don’t want us looking behind the curtain.

If Biden is officially declared the winner after all this flagrant fraud, we will never be able to have confidence in the outcome of a presidential election again.

And this is precisely why we have to keep up the fight and see this through.

This isn’t just about Trump.

It’s about preventing the United States from turning into a banana republic where “elections” are a farce and our system of self-government the greatest fraud of all.

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10 thoughts on “The Twizard of Fraud

  • November 11, 2020 at 10:16 am
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    I’m more outraged that are only nonviolent form of protest has been taken away from us. Our power to vote has been completely delegitimized thanks to this sham of an election

  • November 11, 2020 at 10:26 am
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    I noticed the other day that Fakebook had put a notice of the 2020 election on a post made by our local election lady on her PRIVATE FB page where she was posting the April 2021 election deadlines for anyone interested in running for county and local offices. I kid you not. They are desperately gas lighting.

  • November 11, 2020 at 10:28 am
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    The funny-tragic thing about this election fraud is it’s uncanny, clumsy, ham-handedness. You would think that this bunch of perfidious crooks would at least employ some panache. But no, the wheeling dollies of bogus ballots on camera into the counting house, the taping up windows to hide their activities, all done right out in the open. Reminds me of that scene in the 1984 comedy film Tank, with James Garner, G.D. Spradlin and Shirley Jones. A group of bikers attempt to build a ramp so that one of them can vault a barricade and get a tow rope to James Garner’s disabled tank. They begin to take lumber from a delivery truck to do this when the driver of the truck runs up and says “what do you think you’re doing?” “Stealing”, they reply calmly.

    • November 11, 2020 at 10:36 am
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      They hadn’t expected Trump to win by such a large margin. Tinkering around the edges wasn’t going to give them the outcome they expected so they dropped all pretense and went too far. That’s my take on it.

  • November 11, 2020 at 10:33 am
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    I’d love to see a post on “The Night of the Voting Dead” Just an idea. After all, they are Biden’s base at this point.

  • November 11, 2020 at 11:02 am
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    Big Wheel Cheese: Guys, know I told you to cheat, but damn. Did you have to make it so obvious?

    Little Wheel Cheese: I’ll check into it Boss. Gouda, what about it?

    Gouda: It was the polls fault, we had enough fake ballots, until it was a landslide.

    Goat Cheese: Now hold on, you told us to show Biden was ahead, no matter what the actual numbers said. If you wanted reality, maybe you shouda picked up the phone.

    Baby Belle Cheese: Don’t go blaming us, you said we had to hire women and minorities, It’s not our fault they can’t cheat with any deceitful method to it.

    Stinky Cheese: Now don’t go blaming us, you knew we stunk when you bought us, gum up the works, you said.

    Big Wheel Cheese: Settle down guys, when you cheat, never get defensive, it makes you look like the losers you are.

    Spilt Milk: See you losers in court.

  • November 11, 2020 at 11:38 am
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    Dianny, I’m glad I read this piece. I was beginning to become dispirited. From Hillary’s email scandal to Hunter’s laptop to the clearly fraudulent claims on FISA warrants, I am sick of all these people being Rolo Tomasies–the guys from L.A. Confidential that get away with it.

    If you requested a ballot for a dead person–you should go to jail.
    If you worked a poll and handed someone a sharpie when you knew it would disqualify their ballot–you should go to jail.
    If you worked a poll and signed a returned ballot that needed but lacked a witness signature–you should go to jail.
    If you back-dated a ballot so it could be counted–you should go to jail.

  • November 11, 2020 at 3:02 pm
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    Author, author! So glad you did this piece. Greatly need perspective of the left at the moment. Good to see Scott Adams’ thoughts used in back up references for the right — very persuasive

    ..

  • November 13, 2020 at 9:53 am
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    If Biden wins, there will never be another Republican president. The fraud will be so entrenched and the ones who would normally investigate will be so deep in the Dems pockets that the election will become just like they were in the USSR or Iraq – winning by 99%. AND, if Biden wins then the fraud machine will go after the Senate without any need to hide it.

  • November 13, 2020 at 8:07 pm
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    This is America. This is 2020.
    That we do not have a 100% bulletproof, secure, and absolutely accurate voting mechanism in place and rigidly enforced is an outrage. Why do we have the fouled-up system we have? Which political party ALWAYS stands opposed to election and voter ID reform? Which political party consistently LIES about voters and elections with race-based, made-up and hysterical stories of voter suppression? Why can we NOT get on an airplane without LEGAL PHOTO PROOF of who we are but are able to vote if we can fog a mirror or lick a stamp? It is an outrage.
    What to do.
    No citizens should be allowed to vote if they do not have a social security number and some legal form of a State Issued Photo-ID. How many adults do not have a driver’s license? Those elementary documents are required for an individual to REGISTER AS A LEGAL VOTER.
    All legal voters should be registered at both the State and Federal levels. A Photo-ID Voters Card should be issued physically and also available at polling places with access to a secure database. Allow poll-workers to receive cash rewards for spotting fraud.
    Can it make ANY SENSE to anyone for individuals who are NOT Legal Citizens of the United States to VOTE in our elections? We legal citizens have made an investment in the United States. We have paid taxes – all sorts of taxes, Federal, State, and Local – for years or decades. We have, some of us, served in the military. We have, most of us, lived honest lives and contributed to the wealth creation of America. Can it make sense that a foreigner can show up and have equal status with us American Citizens? What other Sovereign Nation on earth allows foreigners to vote?
    How insulting is it for a lying politician to insinuate that his constituents are too lazy or too stupid to legally register to vote?
    Legally voting is a privilege, a right, and a responsibility for the legal citizens in our beautiful Republic. Violating the laws regarding the sanctity of our elections needs to be a felony. There must be severe and certain punishment for anyone violating voting/election laws. Actions have consequences and rules are rules.
    Less than an absolutely secure and honest voting system is a slap in the face to the brilliant Founders of the greatest Nation in the world.
    GET ON IT!

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