The Wicked Witch of Twitter

The Wicked Witch of Twitter

It really is a sight to behold.

Yesterday, the Wall Street Journal learned the hard way that you do not cross the Wicked Witch of Twitter.

Their opinion page published a column titled “Ocasio-Cortez is an All-American Socialist.”

And when AOC spied that tweet, this Wicked Witch of Twitter did what she always does. She unleashed her flying monkeys.

The Wicked Witch of Twitter has a formula for combatting her “enemies.”  We’ve discussed it before (HERE and, more recently, HERE).

She never directly addresses her critics.  Instead, she quote-tweets the latest criticism and lets her army of rabid fans do the fighting for her.

The Wicked Witch of Twitter is a thin-skinned coward incapable of defending herself or, more importantly, her “ambitious” agenda.

But why should she even bother when she has a proxy army at the ready to do battle on her behalf?

Lately, however, more and more people are realizing how deftly the Wicked Witch of Twitter hides behind her sycophantic human shields.

The goal isn’t to engage people in debate or try and argue the merits of Alexandria’s “agenda.”


The goal is to shield her from ever having to defend her own radical positions.

And they love, love, LOVE to tell us how scared we are of her.

But who here is scared?

The people who try and engage AOC?  Or the Wicked Witch of Twitter herself who hides behind her minions and avoids having to directly debate any of her critics?

Leaders, true leaders, can stand up for what they believe in. They’re not afraid to take the slings and arrows that come their way.  And they never demand other people fight their battles for them.

The Wicked Witch of Twitter is not a leader.

She is a clay-footed social media despot who derives her power from the army of vicious trolls she employs.

They are there to protect her, to shield her and to shut down any and all criticism because AOC is incapable of making the case for her own “agenda.” And she’s utterly hamstrung by the existence of other points of view.

Her so-called “power” rests solely in her ability to play the victim. And she employs her flying monkeys as her white knights to rescue her from those meanie-meanie-jelly-beanie critics who dare to challenge her.

But this protective wall of flying monkeys has given the Wicked Witch of Twitter a false sense of invincibility.

Guarded like a precious Faberge egg on social media, AOC truly does believe that she is untouchable – to the point that now she is threatening to primary any Democrats who don’t fall in line behind her.  Democrats who, by the way, only won their seats by appealing to the more moderate voters in their districts. 

But the Wicked Witch of Twitter is not exactly savvy to the political realities of Representatives from moderate districts.

Her troll army have so successfully shielded her from the real world, that now the Wicked Witch of Twitter thinks every Democrat voter in every Congressional district thinks exactly like her and her slobbering, sycophantic social media fans.

This false sense of invincibility has given AOC an outsized, completely unrealistic sense of self-importance that will, if it remains unchecked, will lead to her undoing.

And if Nancy Pelosi doesn’t toss some cold water on the Wicked Witch of Twitter – and soon – AOC may very well drag the Democrat House majority down with her in 2020.

Don’t get me wrong.  That makes me all manner of happy.

Nancy really did believe she could harness the power of the Wicked Witch of Twitter. But AOC cares only about AOC.

Nancy is making a grievous mistake.

And that might spell doom for her Speakership.

Who wouldn’t be happy at that?

Well, moderate Democrats aren’t happy at all.

I’m sorry, Bryan.  I know that you want better for your party.  But I have to admit, I’m enjoying the hell out of watching the Wicked Witch of Twitter burn the Democrat House to the ground.

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9 thoughts on “The Wicked Witch of Twitter

  • March 1, 2019 at 11:34 am

    Did you see the photo of her eating a hamburger? What a hypocrite and a fraud. The moment you see her in an airplane you know that she’s completely full of shit.

    • March 2, 2019 at 4:56 pm

      Most of us suspected that before she ever boarded….

  • March 1, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    When a person applies for a career in law enforcement, they are given various tests, and some are just not accepted. Seems there should be a similar test in politics because this person should NEVER be given any power whatsoever.

  • March 1, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Have you watched the prophetic documentary movie “Idiocracy”?
    It’s coming true!
    Alexandria Occasional Cortex will be a one term mistake.

  • March 1, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    San Fran Nan better get this figured out…like now. She’s losing control and will be pushed off the cliff soon if Sandy From The Block(head) keeps getting her way.

  • March 2, 2019 at 7:48 am

    She reminds me of that shrunken bully from middle school who had a small cabal of bigger friends to hide behind whenever his ten-gallon mouth got his half-pint butt in trouble.

    If I had a dollar for every time I heard “You better be glad this dude’s holding me back!” coming from behind and just below the right shoulder of a husky kid who honestly didn’t want to get involved, I would be in greater financial condition today.

  • March 2, 2019 at 8:26 am

    I refuse to use this nothing’s name or “famous” initials.

    She’s nothing more than a bug-eyed, buck-toothed bint who will soon be consumed by her own bile.

    Or…have someone throw a bucket of water on her.

  • March 2, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Maybe she should hand out to the House Democrats her new comic book with her as the avenging heroine. That’ll get em in line.

  • March 2, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    this would make a good story…a crazy man (or bunch of people) create a monster that ends up killing THEM! WOW! i’m gonna get started on that TONIGHT!

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