Of the truckload of Democrats running in 2020, Kirsten Gillibrand is far and away the worst candidate among them.
But at last night’s debate, Kirsten graduated from the worst candidate in the Democrat field to the worst candidate in the history of elections.
She makes the guy from the “Rent is Too Damn High” party look like a serious contender.
Comedian Pat Paulsen ran for President six times from 1968 to 1996, and he was a far more serious candidate than the accidental comedienne Kirsten Gillibrand.
Kirsten’s simpering little girl voice coupled with her shameless pandering were already bad. But her embarrassing performance in last night’s debate kicked the “bad” up to “totally sucks.”
And to prove that she’s a terrifically bad candidate, Kirsten thinks the highlight of her debate performance was the stupid canned “joke” she’s been using for weeks.
Yup. The worst candidate in the history of elections has more than one tweet on her timeline featuring her “The first thing I’m going to do is Clorox the Oval Office” joke.
Like this tweet:
Because nothing says, “Take me seriously as a real contender to be President and Commander-in-Chief” quite like promoting a regurgitated nominal laugh line from her stump speech.
I mean, come on. That’s so bad, Kirsten actually makes Hillary Clinton look like a great candidate by comparison.
It speaks volumes that you chose as the highlight of your debate performance you burping out a moronic joke. Though it does serve as a metaphor for your entire campaign.— Dianny ??(@DiannyRants) August 1, 2019
Gillibrand is the absolute worst of this entire field— Julie Kelly (@julie_kelly2) August 1, 2019
Fact Check: Partially True. Kirsten isn’t just the worst candidate in this field. She’s the worst candidate in the history of candidates.
It astonishes me that voters in New York State have reelected this unserious lightweight not once, but twice. Which pretty much tells you all you need to know about New York voters.
It also explains how a certified dummy like AOC could get elected to Congress.
Kirsten is not a serious person.
She doesn’t deserve to be in the United States Senate let alone the White House.
Gillibrand is such a bubbleheaded lightweight even CNN wouldn’t hire her as their morning weather girl.
But her Clorox “joke” wasn’t even the worst moment of the debate for the worst candidate in the history of elections.
In what universe does this answer make sense?
I already beat President Trump by taking a bus tour?
I watched that clip a dozen times in a row and I’m so completely embarrassed for her, laughing at her seems downright cruel.
Before last night’s debate, Kirsten bragged that her son was going to be in the audience. I wonder how the poor kid feels today after watching Mummy make a complete fool of herself. She should be brought up on charges of child abuse for subjecting her kid to that kind of torture.
Unlike Eric Swalwell whose awkward, gaffe-prone campaign was comedy gold, Kirsten’s campaign is just too agonizingly painful to be worth what few laughs we can squeeze from it.
So for your own sake, Kirsten, drop out now before you make yourself look even more awful than you already do.
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