This guy’s a Bishop like Al Sharpton is a Reverend
You know, I always thought if you called yourself a Bishop or a Reverend, you were a man of God.
Silly me.
There’s this hateful little bigot on Twitter who goes by the name Bishop Talbert Swan.
But he doesn’t seem very Bishopy to me.
Maybe he calls himself Bishop because he can only walk in a diagonal line. Who knows?
But Mr. Bishop of the Church of Hateful Tweets sent out this little gem yesterday:
Happy Saturday Tweetahs! The Trumpkins supremacists, skinheads, and klansmen are coming for a brotha early in the morning. Let me grab my can of Raid!! Let’s go!#SaturdayMotivation #SaturdayMorning
— Bishop Talbert Swan (@TalbertSwan) June 2, 2018
“You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.” – Matthew 5:43-44
Or, in Talbert Swan’s translation, it goes something like this.
“You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, damn straight. Grab that can of Raid and get those Trumpkins!”
You should follow @RealCandaceO
— General Deplorable (@HouseCracka) June 2, 2018
Yes, that certainly is one way to point out to the “Bishop” that people who support Trump are a bit more diverse than his close-minded bigotry will admit.
To which Bishop Talbert Swan responded in the most Bishopy way imaginable.

He also appears to be on a “no Jesus” diet too.
This guy is as much a Bishop as Al Sharpton is a Reverend.
Jeremiah Wright 2.0 https://t.co/AE4fV9ZiI6
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) June 3, 2018
“Reverend” Sharpton 2.0
— Dianny ?? (@DiannyRants) June 3, 2018
Two questions. Do you think using a racial slur against me is okay because you’re black?
And are we supposed to believe you’re a man of God because you stuck a “Bishop” before your name?Can’t wait for all the great liberal defenders against racism to come to my side!! https://t.co/hsIP9Fff8X
— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) June 2, 2018
I’ve decided to call myself The Most High Holy Cardinal Dianny.
Does anybody mind?
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If he’s a bishop then I’m changing to “Pope Hoagie I”. And I’m a Lutheran so good luck with that.
Yep! Sounds like your typical liberal.
I read somewhere that some bishops are pedophiles so I would suggest checking this guy’s background.
He took “Bishop” because “Messiah” was already in use–and obongo isn’t giving it back to anyone for any price.