This is so damn hilarious

Okay, I don’t know how I missed this one.

But this morning while listening to yesterday’s Rush Limbaugh program, I was tootling around the Internet and found a story at Fire Andrea Mitchell that made me laugh so hard, I terrified my pit bull.

Okay, so here it is.

John Kasich, a man who is polling somewhere around four percent has declared that he is considering running as a third party candidate if Trump gets the Republican nomination.

Okay, this is so damn hilarious, even as I write this, I am bursting out in that barking howl that makes my dog panic.

I probably shouldn’t laugh at this idiot.

Some people are just so deeply pathetic that laughing at them is kinda rude.

But I can’t help it.

I was thinking Kasich is a lot like Barney Fife. Then I realized Barney wasn’t quite right. In fact, the more I thought about it, the more I realized John Kasich reminds me of Frank Burns from the old TV show M*A*S*H. The same self-important swagger that is so far removed from reality as to make him look farcical. Much like Major Burns, Governor Kasich has no idea he comes off as a fool.

This is so damn hilarious

My guess is, when John Kasich finally drops out of the Republican nomination race, his announcement speech will end with “I’m going somewhere where people will appreciate my genius! And trust me, you won’t have John Kasich to kick around anymore!”

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6 thoughts on “This is so damn hilarious

  • December 10, 2015 at 10:48 am

    John Kasich and Lindsey Graham should start their own party and start it in another country that has inhabitants that agree with their views. If one can’t be found they could look for another planet. Possibly Uranus. Upon their arrival they would find they have two constituents.

  • December 10, 2015 at 11:47 am

    I like it, his female sidekick could be Iyote or coyote whatever her name is. Together they could type out a sternly worded letter listing thier complaints.

  • December 10, 2015 at 12:18 pm

    As a MASH fan, I love it! Frank Burns was the quintessential republican douchnozzle.

  • December 10, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    Let Kasich and Graham go be co-presidents of…… Syria.

    • December 10, 2015 at 1:01 pm

      Now that’s an excellent idea Chish.

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