Okay, I don’t know how I missed this one.
But this morning while listening to yesterday’s Rush Limbaugh program, I was tootling around the Internet and found a story at Fire Andrea Mitchell that made me laugh so hard, I terrified my pit bull.
Okay, so here it is.
John Kasich, a man who is polling somewhere around four percent has declared that he is considering running as a third party candidate if Trump gets the Republican nomination.
Okay, this is so damn hilarious, even as I write this, I am bursting out in that barking howl that makes my dog panic.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) December 9, 2015
I probably shouldn’t laugh at this idiot.
Some people are just so deeply pathetic that laughing at them is kinda rude.
But I can’t help it.
I was thinking Kasich is a lot like Barney Fife. Then I realized Barney wasn’t quite right. In fact, the more I thought about it, the more I realized John Kasich reminds me of Frank Burns from the old TV show M*A*S*H. The same self-important swagger that is so far removed from reality as to make him look farcical. Much like Major Burns, Governor Kasich has no idea he comes off as a fool.
My guess is, when John Kasich finally drops out of the Republican nomination race, his announcement speech will end with “I’m going somewhere where people will appreciate my genius! And trust me, you won’t have John Kasich to kick around anymore!”
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