Tone-Deaf Comedy Jam

“We’ve reinvigorated diplomacy in a whole … uh … variety of ways. Um. Y’know. People don’t remember, but when I came into office, uh the United States in world opinion ranked below China and just barely above Russia, and today once again, the United States is the most respected country on earth. Aaaand part of that I think is because of the work we did to reengage the world and say we want to work with you as partners with mutual interests and mutual respect. It’s on that basis we were able to end two wars while still focusing on … uh … the very real threat of terrorism and try to work with our partners in Iraq and Afghanistan. It’s the reason why we’ve … uh … are moving in the direction to normalize relations with Cuba and the nuclear deal that we are trying to negotiate with Iran.”

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Oh, that Barack Obama.

They gave the comedian Jerry Seinfeld his own television show — a show about nothing.

They gave this comedian his own Presidency — a Presidency about nothing.

Odd isn’t it? How Barack Obama’s staff writers can never seem to write a joke for Barack that is nearly as funny as the things he says in all seriousness.

America is the most respected country on earth?

Is that why Russia knows it can advance on its neighbors despite Obama’s “stern warnings?”

Is that why Assad can gas his own people despite Obama’s “red line?”

Is that why barbarians like ISIS have no fear of beheading an American citizen?

China is on the move.

Russia is on the move.

Our allies no longer trust us.

Our enemies no longer fear us.

And yet, Mr. Tone-Deaf Comedy Jam believes he has made us the most respected country on earth.

But wait!

There’s more!

Hussein Youngman also blurted out this howler:

“One of my core principles is that … uh … I will never engage in a politics in which I’m trying to divide people or make them less than me because they look different or have a different … uh … religion. That’s a core principle that I … that’s not something that I would violate.”

All we need is a snare drum to close that out.

There. That’s better.

Dear God. I fear for this nation that our safety, security and posterity is in the hands of a man so deeply delusional.

Tone-Deaf Comedy Jam

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