Stop the presses! Trump said PUSSY!!!!

So the big story today is a leaked audio recording from eleven years ago in which Donald Trump talked like a typical guy around other typical guys.

And we’re supposed to what exactly?

Be horrified?

Sweet merciful Zeus! Trump said pussy!!!

Listen, I worked for ten years at a landscape construction company. Believe me. I have heard guys talk like guys. And somehow I managed to live my life without anything horrible happening to me.

I heard the word pussy tossed around so much, you’d think I worked on a cat farm.

They were good guys. Sure, some of them were a little coarse, and like most men in their twenties, a bit sex obsessed.

But they were good at their work and they always treated me with respect. Always.

The truth is, if I have to choose between a President who eleven years ago used some ribald language when talking to other guys or choosing a President whose husband sexually assaulted women, I’ll pick the ribald guy. Every time.

Especially when you consider that the woman in question enabled her husband’s vile behavior (not language, ladies and gents: behavior). Worse still, she had a habit of trying to harass and destroy the women who fell victim to her disgusting pig of a husband.

And, newsflash, folks.

Girls can get a little ribald too.

We talk about guys’ asses, their pecs, and their package.

Every time a friend of mine shares this picture on Facebook, I am overwhelmed with the desire to send her a fruit basket as a thank you.

Lord have mercy.

Maybe it’s the Scot in me, but … man oh man.

Speaking of pussies.

Nothing gets my ribald going quite like an IDF soldier holding a kitten.

I never expect men to behave like emasculated metrosexuals when they’re alone together.

But then again, I’m not a Liberal feminist ball-busting woman.

Like this broad:

This is horrific. We cannot allow this man to become president. https://t.co/RwhW7yeFI2

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 7, 2016

Yes, Hillary. Trump said pussy and that’s horrific.

Horrific, I tell you!!!

This coming from a woman whose husband has done far worse than say a word.

I mean, when he told Paula Jones to “touch it,” I doubt very highly he meant his nose.

I am absolutely certain Bill has said far worse to and about women

Though, never to or about Hillary.

Keep in mind, this is the woman who yukked it up about a rapist who sexually assaulted a twelve-year-old girl. Laughed about the fact that her DNA was found in his underwear.

She laughed. Laughed about getting him off with time served for raping a child. And she laughed about it in a radio interview no less.

If Trump saying pussy is horrific, Hillary, then how should we feel about a woman who called Jesse Jackson a “God-damned nigger?” Isn’t that a wee bit horrific too? Wouldn’t you say it is horrific to call a bunch of handicapped children “f*cking retards?”

How desperate is Hillary Clinton that she would believe that Trump saying pussy would be an earth-shattering, game-changing mega-scandal?

Suddenly I am thinking of that verse about trying to take the sliver out of one man’s eye when all the while there is a plank in your own.

Maybe it is Hillary’s startling lack of self-awareness that prevents her from seeing that going down this road is not a particularly good idea for her.

Or maybe it’s just that Hillary’s ambition has so blinded her that she’s lost the ability to measure benefits versus costs.

Though she may rile up her faithful feminist base, the costs to her campaign may make harping on this a tad dangerous for her.

In responding to this idiotic “explosive breaking news,” Donald Trump released the following statement:

“This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course – not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended.”

Hillary and her army of oppo-research pond scum opened the door. And Donald Trump, God bless him, stepped right through.

As Trump himself said to Hillary in the first debate, “When you try to act holier than thou, it really doesn’t work.”

Hillary has no moral high ground. She is so far down below the moral high ground, she couldn’t see it with binoculars.

Donald Trump has been in the spotlight for more than three decades. We all know he was a womanizer. Just like we all know that he bragged about his conquests.

Unlike Bill or Hillary Clinton, Trump has never denied his past or tried to pretend to be someone he is not.

I don’t think this “horrific” locker room talk is going to have the desired effect Hillary is banking on. Especially in light of the more explosive story that broke a short time later.

The coy, teasing Julian Assange has begun to release the promised hacked emails Team Clinton has been dreading.

Just a few hours ago, WikiLeaks released the first of thousands of hacked emails from Hillary’s BFF John Podesta. Though I have only seen bits of them thus far, it is blindingly obvious the contents are going to hurt the Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua.

And they’re going to hurt her far more than leaked audio of Donald Trump talking guy talk with other guys.

This hacked information will be, dare I say it? Horrific.

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