Turns out Liz is less Indian than the average American

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In an effort to prove Donald Trump wrong for mocking her so-called Indian heritage, Elizabeth Warren released the results of a DNA test showing she has the teeniest smidge of Indian blood.

So teeny in fact, she falls well below the average among Americans.

Yet, for some reason, Liz thinks she’s put the matter to rest.


Talk about debunking your own claims in an effort to prove them.

So I guess President Trump was onto something when he said he had more Indian blood in him that Pocahontas. Turns out most of us do.

Whose brilliant idea was it to let Liz stick her neck out like this?

Of course that isn’t stopping the news media from pretending these paltry results prove Liz had been speaking heap big truth for the last few decades.

The only “strong evidence” is that Liz is less Indian than the average American.

But let’s not let facts get in the way.

Imagine if a Republican candidate claimed “Native American ancestry” and it turned out he or she was less Indian than the average American.

Do you think the media would let that go without relentlessly mocking the Republican?

Of course not.

I never thought I would write these words. But I feel sorry for Elizabeth Warren.

Honestly, this is so incredibly pathetic, it’s hard not to pity her.

But I shouldn’t. After all, Warren got herself into this mess by lying.

And her effort to own Trump by proving him wrong really did, as Mollie Hemingway put it, end up being a cataclysmic self-own.

It’s bad enough that she stepped on this rake.

But the fact that she doesn’t seem to realize she just stepped on a rake is what makes this so damn pitiful.

Here’s the bottom line.

Trump’s attacks on Liz Warren are having a negative effect on her.

If his attacks weren’t working, she never would have done this.

He burrowed so deep under her pasty white skin that Liz reacted without thinking it through.

And that doesn’t bode well for a 2020 run. If Trump get throw her off this early, imagine what he’ll do to her if she actually was the nominee.

But the fact is, Liz’s lie about being Cherokee is the least of her problems going in to 2020.

As Jesse Kelly succinctly put it just a short time ago:

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11 thoughts on “Turns out Liz is less Indian than the average American

  • October 15, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    Please just let Liz have her “Pow Wow Chow” in peace!! Her squawness chooses to be a Cherokee, so who are we to judge? I choose to be a stately Oak, because I, (unlike Liz), had at least one certifiable Nutter in my family tree. Although I don’t use my (non-white oak) status as a qualifier for special access, I support her claims. Any of you who think she is guilty of “Social Justice Stolen Valor”, are just raycists, homophobes, islamophobes, lgtbtqphobes, and generally ignorant of how things really are. I leaf you to ponder your bigotry, and wonder just how much scathing abuse, (this poor woman) will be bludgeoned with by the insensitive and fearsome Golden Grizzly that is PDJT? I would rather be an oak tree than Liz in 2020

  • October 15, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    Beach boy haircut. Hahahahaha.
    Oh. Its gonna be fun watching Shitting Bull make a joke out of her campaign, if she hadn’t already.

  • October 15, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    So she’s 1/1000 th Mexican/Colombian/Peruvian.
    No wonder she works so hard for illegalaliens.

  • October 15, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    @m7 I’d rather be a hammer than a nail . . . oh, yes I would . . . LOL!

  • October 15, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    so…. the Native American Nations that funded her college career and graduate studies ought to sue her for fraud to get their money back

  • October 15, 2018 at 8:13 pm

    I dunno…I can easily picture her severing joints and scraping flesh from limbs of captured Republican white males with shells like they’re colonists in the Jamestown Massacre of 1622.

  • October 15, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    Bwahahahahaha… The sites I am visiting are calling her Chief Gray Beaver. I’m crying.

  • October 16, 2018 at 7:10 am

    where is my casino????

  • October 16, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Appears Lizzie knew “white privilege” was a bunch of bunk and went with the Native American privilege. Thanks for authenticating “white privilege” meme as garbage, Lizzie. You are good for something.

  • October 16, 2018 at 10:30 am

    Run the numbers. Warren is (generously) 130lbs. At 1/64th Native American, that would be about 2lbs. At 1/1024th Native American, it would be 2oz.

    Elizabeth could poop out her entire Native American heritage after a solid meal.

    • October 16, 2018 at 11:08 am

      Her grt, grt, grt, Grandmama should have spit it out and not swallowed. IMHO.

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