Un-Tattoo You

A reader sent this in to me yesterday. One tattoo parlor in Portsmouth, Virginia is lending a helping hand to folks who want to rid themselves of those shameful NFL tattoos.


For those who don’t know, a cover-up tattoo is when you creatively hide a tattoo by tattooing something else over it. It’s way cheaper than tattoo removal.

I don’t know about you, but I think this shows some innovative business sense.

But it’s also a great life lesson. Never get an NFL tattoo.

It’s almost as insane as having a girlfriend’s name tattooed on your body.

The other day the New York Post reported that New York Giants player Olivier Vernon basically told fans to pound sand if they disapproved of his kneeling.

“You hear ‘coward’ and ‘stand up’ and ‘disgrace,’’ Vernon said. “It’s fine. As long as nobody comes on the field and touches me. You stay where you at, you’re going to be all right. They have a right. Oh yeah, I hear it all the time. If they don’t like it, don’t come to the game.”

Earth to Olivier: They’re already staying home.

An idiot like Olivier Vernon doesn’t seem to make the connection between his salary and the financial viability of the NFL.

But then again, neither does the NFL itself.

If the NFL was smart, they’d be burning the midnight oil to find a way to appeal to the fans they’ve lost.

But they don’t even try.

Unlike the owners of this tattoo parlor.

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One thought on “Un-Tattoo You

  • December 4, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Time to start removing tax advantages.

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