“Unity Candidate” Pocahasbeen goes on the Warpath

“Unity Candidate” Pocahasbeen goes on the Warpath

In her concession speech after the New Hampshire primary, Pocahasbeen cautioned her fellow Democrat candidates about attacking each other.  She would be the Great Unity Candidate  – drawing together the disparate factions of the Democrat base under her banner.

“We cannot afford to fall into factions,” said the fourth place finisher.  “We can’t afford to squander our collective power. We win when we come together.”

Do a Twitter search of “Elizabeth Warren” “Unity Candidate” and you’ll see that Warren’s tribe of faithful followers have all been dutifully tweeting out the message that Pocahasbeen is the “Unity Candidate.”

She’s all about bringing us together!

She alone can unite the party and defeat Donald Trump!

Yeah.  Then last night’s debate happened.

Turns out “Elizabeth Warren: Unity Candidate” is as phony as “Elizabeth Warren: Cherokee.”

Faster than you can say “DNA test,” the “Unity Candidate” tossed aside her calls for civility, mounted her high horse and went on the warpath.

All in hopes of destroying the artificial rise of Mini Mike Bloomberg.

Yesterday in my post “Lots of hubris in that tiny body,” I said this:

If the other candidates are smart (big IF) and play their cards right, they can pull away the mask, reveal the real Mike Bloomberg, and, in turn, deflate the artificially high polling this untested, unproven candidate is receiving right now.

Admittedly, I also said, “But since these are the Democrats, I’m not holding my breath.”

So imagine my surprise that last night the Democrats actually did what I hoped they would.  They hammered Bloomberg into a bloody pulp.  And, before a live television audience, the untested, unproven Bloomberg shrank up faster than George Costanza in a cold swimming pool.

Twitter was abuzz with cheers from the Warren Tribe. #PresidentWarren2020 and #WarrenfortheWin began trending.

Problem is, I don’t know if Pocahasbeen’s line of attack will have any positive effect on her polling.

Sure, it will be red meat for the dwindling number of voters who already like her.  But I don’t know how much appeal it will have to the undecided Democrats.

So while jettisoning her “I’m the Unity Candidate” shtick to bludgeon Bloomberg will probably damage Bloomberg, I’m thinking it will also damage her.

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And, see, that’s the heart of it right there.

Michael Bloomberg isn’t cutting into Pocahasbeen’s base of support.  And those Democrats who genuinely support Bloomberg (as opposed to those he’s paying to support him on social media) are gravitating to him because they are fundamentally unhappy with the field — including Warren.

It is Bernie Sanders who is in Elizabeth Warren’s lane, not Bloomberg.

So she destroyed her “I’m the Unity Candidate” shtick to open fire on the guy who isn’t in her way while completely ignoring the guy who is.

But as I said, Liz is as much the “Unity Candidate” as she is a Cherokee.

Which is why when I heard her sanctimonious concession speech last week, I laughed out loud.

At the end of the day, Warren is a shrill, angry scold. And those are the very qualities that turn people off. And no amount of soft-focus videos of Rolling Stone photoshoots can change that. She will always be, as Kurt Schlichter once called her the “irritating middle school librarian” with (as Jesse Kelly put it) “the voice of a dying turkey.”

No amount of twaddle about “coming together” and unifying can change that.

And all it took was desperation and envy to strip away that thin veneer and reveal the real Elizabeth Warren.

In the end, her attacks on Bloomberg didn’t just rip the mask off of him.

They ripped away her own “Unity Candidate” façade as well.

And in the long run, that might just hurt her even more.

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6 thoughts on ““Unity Candidate” Pocahasbeen goes on the Warpath

  • February 20, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Chuck Todd seamed, to me, a better stage director than an investigative reporter last night in his debate role.

    However, Mr. Todd did purposely give BS a chance to bring up the Dem “super delegates” that could crown a winner, of the DNC’s choice, at a Dem convention.

    2016 BS may have knowledge of such DNC candidate rigging


  • February 20, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    “shrank up faster than George Costanza in a cold swimming pool.” LOL that you would think of “IT”!! Reaching out to Teri Hatcher for comment!

  • February 20, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Liz knows the DNC is gonna make Bernie the stiff again.
    This time Bum Rush Bernie is gonna hit the jack-pot.
    Imagine Bernie’s mega yacht on Lake Champlain.
    That was the best debate Trump never had.

    • February 20, 2020 at 2:14 pm

      I have the same feeling. Bern got richer last time from Hill the Pill by kind of playing nice after he was screwed by the Super Delegates. Like an aging athlete he sees this play as one last big payday. He will never run again. He will challenge himself to spend as much filthy money as he can in whatever time he has left on the earth.

  • February 20, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    His campaign garnered 34.something million in the last quarter of 2019, and last month reported 26.something million, follow the money. His sleazy scammy wife is now an ad broker, where she takes the contributions and “buys” advertising and pockets 15% or more as a broker fee, but is she really buying ads? I have yet to see any ads for bernie the commie. He knows this is his last big score, has already announced he will support lil’ mikie if he is the nominee, since lil’ mikie/dnc is going to cough up 6-8 figure fee to buy him off again, them fresh dachas on the Black Sea ain’t cheap. His lemming followers can burn down Milwaukee and all the other demo crap’s hovels for all bernie cares, he will still get paid. Hope g soreass has all of their get out of jail bond money prepaid.

  • February 20, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    The Democrat Primaries are in the top half of the second inning in a game that will be going into extra innings (brokered convention). It is damn entertaining to say the least. The results of the Nevada Caucus will determine Warren’s next tomahawk assault victim. She must go on the warpath, it’s her only bitter clinging hope. And she knows it. Always keep this in your mind. When Hillary says there are many, many people who want her run, she is not referring to the electorate but to the DNC hierarchy. Hillary is like the coronavirus, you know it’s out there lurking, you can’t see it. Then it hits.

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