Vain Joe

Vain Joe

If you had asked me last year who was the most vain man to ever occupy the White House in my lifetime, I would’ve said Barack Obama. But in 2021? Let’s just say Vain Joe Biden makes Narcissus Obama look downright humble.

Joe is exceedingly vain.

The aviator glasses, the crooked matinee idol smile, the convertible, the hair plugs for Pete’s sake – the guy is very touchy about how he looks. And he always has been.

I was in my mid-twenties when Vain Joe launched his first Presidential campaign. And he was just as vain back then as he is today.

It’s why he embellishes his life story to include tales of tough guy derring-do.

It’s why he endlessly brags about his IQ and his education – even to the point of lying about it.

It’s why he gets touchier than a beauty losing her looks anytime he is publicly challenged.

I also think it’s why Joe gets handsy with the ladies. There’s a part of him that actually thinks those women are aching for his attention because he’s just that suave.

He’s a Beta Male with delusions of Alpha – the waterboy who fantasizes he’s the star quarterback. The 98-pound weakling who can’t stop challenging people to wrestling matches.

How Vain Joe sees himself is not in any way how the rest of the world sees him.

I imagine growing old and senile would be tremendously difficult for anybody.

But for Vain Joe, losing his marbles and bodily control has got to be just as big a blow to his vanity as losing his hair was.

Worse actually, since they have yet to invent brain plugs.

I wonder if part of the reason the White House blamed Joe’s triple fall on the wind had just as much to do with sparing Joe’s ego as it did hiding from the world that America’s Chief Executive and Commander-in-Chief is unfit for office.

Anybody else wondering if Joe’s dog got unjustly blamed for breaking his foot?

Vain Joe the Most Unsteady Man in the World.

Even if we believe the White House claim that Joe’s triple fall did not result in any physical injury, I guarantee you, Joe’s ego is suffering from severe bruising.

Nobody wants to look a fool on camera.

And for a man who revels in bragging about his toughness and manly swagger, that kind of humiliation is going to leave a mark. At least until his dementia erases it from his memory banks.

I’ve said in the past that Joe’s dementia has probably made it impossible for him to distinguish fact from fantasy or truth from lies. And it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Vain Joe actually does believe all his tall tales about what a big, tough, “take you behind the gym” Alpha Male he is.

And when the Biden Administration is ready to pull the trigger on the 25th Amendment, the blow to Joe’s pride as he watches his delusions of grandeur deflate faster than George Costanza in a cold swimming pool will be too much for him to bear.

In the meantime, America’s enemies are watching it all. They can smell the weakness that oozes from Joe like rancid sweat. And they’re laughing themselves silly knowing that Vain Joe is too far gone to even realize how weak and feckless he is.

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12 thoughts on “Vain Joe

  • March 20, 2021 at 11:16 am

    I think by now, his staff has already convinced him that he didn’t fall.
    And as the rest of the world is laughing at him, imagine their amusement over his eventual replacement.

  • March 20, 2021 at 11:39 am

    Makes you wonder who really was in charge under the Obama years too. This guy is insufferable.

  • March 20, 2021 at 11:45 am

    Video of Joe walking to the helicopter shows him stoop shouldered while walking. It is more like he is ambling towards a purported line of reporters. Not the gait and strides of a healthy vibrant man. More like the shambling gait of an octogenarian who is on the downward slope of his abilities and sliding downhill rapidly.

    If you compare his appearances in the last two months with even just a year ago, he is failing fast. Aging has caught up with him and no amount of hair plugs or other delaying tactics will slow this trend. His lack of energy and spontaneous reactions is alarming and very telling of his decline.

    If anything, Joe wearing a black mask allows the use of pre-recorded comments to replace the mumbling utterances coming from his mouth. You cannot lip read or make much of a comparison between what he seems to say and what is recorded and played back. With the intense media coverage of all of his activities going back many years it would not be all that difficult to mine phrases and statements that can be plugged in to make any appearance he makes seem to be reasonable even if Joe can’t put more than 4 or 5 words together in a cohesive sentence.

    One last thing. The media is a co-conspirator in all of this. Anyone who is close to this man knows he is fading fast. They cannot ignore the minute characterizations of a persons activities and not see the decline. All of this points to the fact that the media is for all intents and purposes a propaganda arm of the administration and the democrat party.

    • March 20, 2021 at 5:44 pm

      nice work

  • March 20, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    Senile Joe and his administration are putting us and our country in very serious danger.
    And it seems to be getting worse by the day.

  • March 20, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    Really soon now, we’re going to go from jumbling stumbling joe to kackling kamela. And then the real crap begins.

  • March 21, 2021 at 11:26 am

    Ole Joe doesn’t qualify as an alpha or beta male. I think we need to run quite a bit farther down the alphabet. Are there any letters past Z?

    • March 21, 2021 at 3:43 pm

      Omega works for me.

  • March 21, 2021 at 1:26 pm

    Biden’s probably in the WH gym right now working out with the 2lb weights left by always in-shape Obama.

  • March 21, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    The only problem with the “how the world sees Joe Biden” part is you left off the little puppet strings that make him move, especially the ones controlling his mouth (unless you wanted to show that it is Barack Obama’s hand up Biden’s rear that is controlling him).

    • March 21, 2021 at 2:07 pm

      It’s “How the World Sees Joe Biden,” not “How DavidW sees Joe Biden.”

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