If you had asked me last year who was the most vain man to ever occupy the White House in my lifetime, I would’ve said Barack Obama. But in 2021? Let’s just say Vain Joe Biden makes Narcissus Obama look downright humble.
Joe is exceedingly vain.
The aviator glasses, the crooked matinee idol smile, the convertible, the hair plugs for Pete’s sake – the guy is very touchy about how he looks. And he always has been.
I was in my mid-twenties when Vain Joe launched his first Presidential campaign. And he was just as vain back then as he is today.
It’s why he embellishes his life story to include tales of tough guy daring do.
It’s why he endlessly brags about his IQ and his education – even to the point of lying about it.
It’s why he gets touchier than a beauty losing her looks anytime he is publicly challenged.
I also think it’s why Joe gets handsy with the ladies. There’s a part of him that actually thinks those women are aching for his attention because he’s just that suave.
He’s a Beta Male with delusions of Alpha – the waterboy who fantasizes he’s the star quarterback. The 98 pound weakling who can’t stop challenging people to wrestling matches.
How Vain Joe sees himself is not in any way how the rest of the world sees him.
I imagine growing old and senile would be tremendously difficult for anybody.
But for Vain Joe, losing his marbles and bodily control has got to be just as big a blow to his vanity as losing his hair was.
Worse actually, since they have yet to invent brain plugs.
I wonder if part of the reason the White House blamed Joe’s triple fall on the wind had just as much to do with sparing Joe’s ego as it did hiding from the world that America’s Chief Executive and Commander-in-Chief is unfit for office.
Anybody else wondering if Joe’s dog got unjustly blamed for breaking his foot?
Even if we believe the White House claim that Joe’s triple fall did not result in any physical injury, I guarantee you, Joe’s ego is suffering from severe bruising.
Nobody wants to look a fool on camera.
And for a man who revels in bragging about his toughness and manly swagger, that kind of humiliation is going to leave a mark. At least until his dementia erases it from his memory banks.
I’ve said in the past that Joe’s dementia has probably made it impossible for him to distinguish fact from fantasy or truth from lies. And it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Vain Joe actually does believe all his tall tales about what a big, tough, “take you behind the gym” Alpha Male he is.
And when the Biden Administration is ready to pull the trigger on the 25th Amendment, the blow to Joe’s pride as he watches his delusions of grandeur deflate faster than George Costanza in a cold swimming pool will be too much for him to bear.
In the meantime, America’s enemies are watching it all. They can smell the weakness that oozes from Joe like rancid sweat. And they’re laughing themselves silly knowing that Vain Joe is too far gone to even realize how weak and feckless he is.
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