Wait, Biden thinks George Lopez is President?

Wait, Biden thinks George Lopez is President?

You silly, silly Republicans. Joe Biden didn’t refer to Donald Trump as George Bush. The name he was struggling to say was George Lopez.

And you big, fat liars in the Trump campaign – not to mention everyone else with ears that work – were wrong to think he mistook Trump for Bush when he said “Four more years of George … uh … George … uh … he uh … gonna find ourselves in a position where if uh … Trump gets elected … uh … we’re gonna be uh in a different world.”

I mean, come on, man!

And just because DOCTOR Lady Macbeth was sitting there beside him whispering the name “Trump” doesn’t mean she thought Joe goofed up! You lot are a bunch of conspiracy theorists!

He was talking about George Lopez!

It’s as plain as the nose on your face!

So it’s not that Biden confused Trump with George Bush. It’s that Biden thinks George Lopez is President.

So don’t you try and gaslight the country that Joe Biden’s brain is mashed potatoes!

Because there’s nothing wrong with his brain or his ability to hold a coherent thought.

He just thinks George Lopez is President.

Now, isn’t that better?!

Don’t you feel confident now that Joe is all there.

He didn’t have a “senior moment” and confuse Donald Trump and George Bush. He just thinks George Lopez has been President for the last four years, and he is warning the country against giving George Lopez another four years.

I know, it all sounds insane, doesn’t it?

But this is how far the media will go to protect Joe Biden and play down his cognitive decline.

See, their argument is George Lopez was hosting this virtual campaign event, therefore when Joe was referring to “George” in that above quote, he was talking about his host George Lopez.

But the context in which Biden said “George” makes that excuse all kinds of silly.

“Four more years of George” in relation to George Lopez?

How in Lucifer’s reach does that make Biden’s brain freeze any better?

Even in his ludicrous “fact check,” WaPo’s Glenn Kessler “corrects” the record with this: “the most obvious George that Biden could be referring to — George Lopez” (emphasis Dianny).

So Biden obviously meant four more years of George Lopez. Take THAT, you liars!

I think it’s fair to say that in their all-hands-on-deck efforts to downplay Biden’s lack of mental faculties, the media is only further highlighting Biden’s lack of mental faculties.

Because no matter how they try to spin it, George Lopez isn’t the President. And by pretending Joe actually meant that we can’t give four more years to a has-been comedian who was never President of the United States only makes Biden look even worse.

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4 thoughts on “Wait, Biden thinks George Lopez is President?

  • October 27, 2020 at 9:46 am
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    I was sure that “fingers” Joe was referring to one of George Foreman’s sons, George, George, George or George, in the hopes that one of them fit the narrative. Meanwhile, as 50 million have already voted, the election should effectively be over, as both oatmeal-mind Joe and Kameltoe have declared 220 million have died from covid. Real estate prices and rent should be dropping significantly any day now.

  • October 27, 2020 at 10:05 am
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    Considering how the Dem/Media complex has acted over the last four years, I’m thinking he was referring to George Orwell.

  • October 27, 2020 at 3:13 pm
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    Jill/s skills in Ventriloquism are sorely lacking.

  • October 27, 2020 at 5:42 pm
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    Ha! Watch the signer when he says “George.” She spells it out.

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