You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of smell. The smell of total bullshit. A journey into an inexplicable land whose boundaries are magical thinking and delusion. That’s the signpost up ahead. Your next stop, the Obama Zone!
Welcome to the Obama Zone. In today’s episode, we listen as a State Department spokes-idiot defends the process that granted Mrs. Jihadi a visa and subsequently a green card:
Reporter: Are you satisfied that Malik’s application process followed the proper protocol?
Reporter: You… How can you say that with such assurance?
Dummy: Because we stand behind our screening process for visas…
Hey, Dummy! That’s not an answer to the question. I deeply, deeply despise these people and their non-answer answers.
Dummy (continued): What I will say is that the State Department remains committed to the security of the Homeland.
Don’t mean to pick nits here you big dummy. But if you remain committed to the security of the Homeland, why in Lucifer’s reach did you permit this terrorist babe entry?
Seriously, welcome to the Obama Zone, my friends.
Dummy (continued): We … um … our process … um … we continue … to revise. We continue to look at this. But these are processes that happens around the world, every day, in our US embassies. And, while we won’t get ahead of this investigation, that the … the … process that visa applicants go through continues to be improved. It was improved after 9/11 — something that we look at every day.
Then I hate to be the bearer of bad news, you dumb bint, but clearly all that looking and improving and revising hasn’t done squat.
Dummy (continued): But at this stage … you know … we stand behind those processes.
And I’m sure the builder of the Titanic proudly stood behind his assertion that he had constructed a completely unsinkable ship even as his completely unsinkable ship lay at the bottom of the North Atlantic.
Reporter: Just to put a fine point on it. Can you say with absolute confidence that no one dropped the ball in this case?
Dummy: At this stage, I have no information that indicates that.
You want some information? Okay. How about a Facebook post where this visaed entrant from Pakistan had vowed her allegiance to ISIS? How about a garage full of improvised explosive devices. Dear God. How about fourteen dead Americans?! Wouldn’t you say that’s plenty of information to indicate that someone dropped the ball, you stupid moron?!
Honestly. These people are such lying bastards, every single one of them should be charged as accessories in this terrorist attack — from Obama down to this mindless idiot.
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