Welcome to the Obama Zone

You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of smell. The smell of total bullshit. A journey into an inexplicable land whose boundaries are magical thinking and delusion. That’s the signpost up ahead. Your next stop, the Obama Zone!

Welcome to the Obama Zone. In today’s episode, we listen as a State Department spokes-idiot defends the process that granted Mrs. Jihadi a visa and subsequently a green card:

Reporter: Are you satisfied that Malik’s application process followed the proper protocol?
Dummy: Yes.
Reporter: You… How can you say that with such assurance?
Dummy: Because we stand behind our screening process for visas…

Hey, Dummy! That’s not an answer to the question. I deeply, deeply despise these people and their non-answer answers.

Dummy (continued): What I will say is that the State Department remains committed to the security of the Homeland.

Don’t mean to pick nits here you big dummy. But if you remain committed to the security of the Homeland, why in Lucifer’s reach did you permit this terrorist babe entry?

Seriously, welcome to the Obama Zone, my friends.

Dummy (continued): We … um … our process … um … we continue … to revise. We continue to look at this. But these are processes that happens around the world, every day, in our US embassies. And, while we won’t get ahead of this investigation, that the … the … process that visa applicants go through continues to be improved. It was improved after 9/11 — something that we look at every day.

Then I hate to be the bearer of bad news, you dumb bint, but clearly all that looking and improving and revising hasn’t done squat.

Dummy (continued): But at this stage … you know … we stand behind those processes.

And I’m sure the builder of the Titanic proudly stood behind his assertion that he had constructed a completely unsinkable ship even as his completely unsinkable ship lay at the bottom of the North Atlantic.

Reporter: Just to put a fine point on it. Can you say with absolute confidence that no one dropped the ball in this case?
Dummy: At this stage, I have no information that indicates that.

You want some information? Okay. How about a Facebook post where this visaed entrant from Pakistan had vowed her allegiance to ISIS? How about a garage full of improvised explosive devices. Dear God. How about fourteen dead Americans?! Wouldn’t you say that’s plenty of information to indicate that someone dropped the ball, you stupid moron?!

Honestly. These people are such lying bastards, every single one of them should be charged as accessories in this terrorist attack — from Obama down to this mindless idiot.

The Obama Zone

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5 thoughts on “Welcome to the Obama Zone

  • December 5, 2015 at 2:57 pm

    We are being scammed by this administration. It took the FBI two days of investigations to determine that what these two Muslims did was a terrorist attack. Now they are investigating the motivation for this attack. I want to help them out so bad. It’s because we are not believers in Allah and they want to kill us all.
    They interviewed the mother of Farook, who lived with him and his wife and she said she had no idea her son had those guns and ammo and had built those pipe bombs and was planning this. Give me a break. The neighbors across the street from them knew they were up to something.
    Then CAIR was on the news with Farook’s brother or brother in-law and he claimed he knew nothing of these plans. And the CAIR spokesman said that Muslims condemn this sort of thing. Now where have I heard that before? Didn’t Obama say he condemned the attacks in Paris. That should go a long way in preventing things like this in the future. These SOB’s are putting on a big lying act and they think we are stupid enough to believe them. They are scamming us folks, so Sharia law can be world law. We could have nipped this in the bud (as Barney would say) if we had a President that cared about America and freedom. But no, we have a Muslim in the White House telling them when we are going to withdraw the troops and put so many rules of engagement on our military guys that they couldn’t whoop a girl scout troop.
    And now to make us safer from this sort of thing in the future Obama wants to enact laws that makes it harder for us to buy guns for God’s sake. I’d like to drop kick his ass back to Kenya or wherever the hell he came from.

  • December 5, 2015 at 8:52 pm

    Sean Hanity read a report yesterday saying that there are 72 employees of Homeland Security who are currently on the Terrorist Watch List and are still employed by the U.S. Govt. This administration is culpable in every facet of these terrorist attacks, and for every one that will happen for the rest of this century. Treason of the highest order. This admin in total should be rounded up, arrested, charged, and tried for their conspiracy to commit treasonous acts against these United States and We thee People. Let the riots begin, let them burn down their neighborhoods, loot and steal whatever they want until they cross the boundary of the hood…Enough said!

    • December 6, 2015 at 9:36 am

      I saw that on Hannity too G.W. 72 people on the terrorist watch list employed by Homeland Security. Whose homeland are they trying to secure? Certainly not ours. Did you see the article in the New York times asking citizens to voluntarily turn in their assault rifles for the safety of all our citizens? I don’t know about you but I don’t have any assault rifles. All I have is defense rifles.
      Judge Jeanine Pirro on her show last night had the best advice. She advocated that everyone in this country buy a gun, learn how to use it and carry it with you everywhere you go. She rightly said you cannot depend on this government to protect you.

      • December 6, 2015 at 1:29 pm

        Not assault rifle, Defense rifle. Alan, I LIKE it a lot. For me, it is a lever action defense rifle. Ammo is cheaper, readily available, and you carefully aim every shot.

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